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I’m sure she’ll be treated the same as say, a male African American drug dealer with no DEA agent father?

Fuck you. For real. Take your ignorant bullshit elsewhere.

Dude, this is an article about a dead baby. Seriously? You wanna be that guy?

It can both be true that Caitlyn Jenner is not deserving of the Woman of the Year, and that this guy is an asshole for calling her a man.

I really like Ashley but I’m fat and sensitive to bullying so I couldn’t help but rally for her. So many times it just felt like the other designers were counting her out because they didn’t like the way she looked. I hope she makes it big since we chubs need more beautiful plus size clothes.

Dear Entire Town of Dearborn, Kansas,

Pheadrea didn’t want to admit to premarital sex with her husband so she told all the ladies that they were going to induce labor at four months, because the baby was fully formed, rather than the fucker wanted to come out since it had gestated for 9mo. All the ladies were like, “huh”.

My friend is seven months along now and Canada is starting to get a bit cold, but nothing crazy - I’ve mostly been in sweaters or light jackets this month - and apparently people keep telling her she needs to wear more layers to “protect” the baby. She said she was too hot and someone literally told her “You can’t be

how bernie isnt winning this race is a tragedy

But what about that lace front tho? That shit is on WHAT!

Yeah but John Travolta (whom I love btw, for various reasons) kisses ALL the ladies. Just so that we know how much he LOVES the ladies. In a SEXUAL way.

OMG, girl, you need glasses! That’s Matt McGory from orange is the new black! He’s totes hot. I would chain him to the bed and never let him leave.

There’s so many lies I tell myself so I can continue to exist in this world without breaking down into a puddle of helplessness. One is that most people are, at their core, good. But shit like this, man... I don’t know.

Not to take away from the story, but why does she imitate the exact way that Jenna Marbles talks? That’s very weird. Also, she’s awful.

Jesus, people must be fucking delicate.

“When Michelle and I came into office....”

“I do not believe mothers and daughters should be separated.”

Come here. It's hug time.