...goddammit, I know that’s just a calculated political move but I’ll be damned if it doesn’t warm the rusty, empty and necrotic cockles of my useless, cold heart.

The people at Gawker did a hell of a thing when they hired Greg Howard to write for them, and I am sure I’m not the only one who is thankful they did.

I can’t decide what I love (admire?) more about this image: the fact that you have 79 unsent drafts—and therefore are an even worse procrastinator than I am—or that you have an entire folder in your Gmail dedicated to “Grim Sexts”.

Stop, please...I can only get so erect.

Imma bring this out again.

Because I don’t know where else to put this and felt like I would have betrayed you all for not sharing. Ladies, gentlemen...today...I went Hamm. (that’s me on the far right).

WHOA. Holly never signed a NDA? I know this is not my best moment, but......

They are the fucking best. Seriously, I love them so much. Yay for cute famous couples who are still together and seem to genuinely like each other.

Same here. The headline definitely made me go, “What’s happening in Florida now?”

Astonishment, sadness, anger, and laughter - all in quick succession? Sounds to me like Ms. Gyllenhaal is experiencing the rapid mood swings commonly associated with dementia

This information always makes me so fucking infuriated. You know what’s medically dangerous? PREGNANCY. With an abortion, you get some anesthesia and zip bop bippity pop, it’s done. With my C-section, they gutted me open, put my uterus and intestine on my belly, and then sewed it all back into place. I couldn’t walk…

My mom tried to run me over with her car at Christmas and I have only spoken to her once since then. And somehow I feel like the piece of shit in this whole situation.

I scratch at the part of the hair that is ingrown until I’ve scratched the skin away and then I pull it out with tweezers, but I’m not really recommending that. Probably not a good idea.

For what it’s worth, I heard a similar story about John Mayer doing the same thing to a friend of a friend (I know, a very credible source) after a show he played in Toronto. EXCEPT while he was jerking off up on to her he repeatedly said “Tell me you love my music! Tell me you love my music!” !

BOOM.

I think sometimes abusive parents have a tendency to believe the lies they've told themselves about how wonderful their children's childhoods were. Particularly if their children turned out to be decent adults.

CAN EVERYONE STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS MORON'S DICK, PLEASE?

Yeah, I just read that bit. Still, so much of this information is out of date (apples are 0 points, as are virtually all fruit and vegetables). I put on a few pounds after hitting 40, and I stumbled on WW from a friend's rec, a few months ago. It's my first experience with any kind of dieting and I don't recognize the…