It was the best all star game I can remember

The only way Under Armour knows how to win is ugly.

I submit to you that they look like artisanal, hand-crafted ass, the kind you get from a bushily-bearded vendor at a McCarren Park farmer’s market.

I don’t follow the contracts and stuff very closely. Can someone explain why a catch and release would be helpful for the Browns? Is it that they’re not on the hook for the money but get to keep the pick? If so, wouldn’t every team want that trade?

He’s every sportswriter’s wet dream, that’s for sure. Student of the game. A pro’s pro.

Oozes charachter?!? Oh, you mean like grit, not personality. Gotcha

I gotta give Joe Paterno credit. He’s been able to fend off his attackers much more effectively than Art has, especially the whole dying thing he pulled off.

He’s not your friend, Buddy.

When he starts a band.

You know that plan of attack will be based on some solid fundamentals.

Sorry to hijack like this but,

I’m a Proud Southern Conservative White Guy(TM), but f*ck stereotypes all around. I just wrote my Congresspeople (all Republicans) urging them to stall Trump as much as possible, if not outright oppose him. If you want to reform immigration, great! But if you want to be an authoritarian asshole to everyone as part of…

Eat Arby’s

Rather impressive given that the author of The Art of the Deal was only able to finagle 4 years.

........and he got SIX YEARS?!

“The coronation is over. The people of King’s Landing do not care about the Lannisters’ debts.”

He should just use the ol’ “they’re under audit” excuse. Works every time.

Interesting to see a Kobe Bryant quote in this story.

We can’t play fantasy basketball

They don’t want to go to the White House anyway.