DETAILS OBSCURED FOR REASONS!

So twenty years ago, my cousin announces she’s getting married. Ok, cool. She’s having her bridal shower in a German social club somewhere in the mid west two days before the wedding. Ok, cool. I’m her maid of honor, but the groom’s mother has planned this, and I’m a broke college student,…

LGA is a dump. It should probably be dead last. But there’s JFK to reliably own that spot. 

The last time I traveled through LaGuardia I had a sudden revelation: I saw no rats despite the utter filth and squalor and realized that even rats have standards.

When were you last at EWR? It’s gotten better, while LGA’s main attempts at bettering itself is...more restaurants, and giving all the walking space over to them. It’s difficult to walk during peak hours, and it’s in horrible condition. When I was there a few weeks ago there were buckets out collecting the rainwater…

I get wanting natural experiences but I do not believe one’s “body knows what to do”. I also understand that hospitals are a scary place for women and there is a valid fear that medical professionals impose too much on a laboring mother. However, I would far rather have intervention that I might not want if it means…

Wagner would seem appropriate.  

So....in the past couple weeks we’ve had:

I don’t. If or when their name gets out, they might will get fired, and they and their family will probably definitely face a ton of harassment.

Well damned if the patriarchy isn’t hard at work.

Butterz as Capn’ Hook

Yes I realize the wig is on backwards.  You get 10 seconds with a cat in a costume.

Annual reminder to myself and other Canadians:

Princess Lolly from Candyland 

Yessss I love this post every year!

How are supposed to pay $3000 for an apartment while making $10 per hour?

My 30s were filled with crying at the thought of my dog getting sick, crying when I saw car commercials featuring dads/daughters, crying because I loved my friends so much.

Well it's a slippery slope, first they let in people in cat makeup, next they let in actual cats, and there's no way a person can compete with the graceful movements of a kitty

When you’re single: But when are you gonna find someone?

Some Alex Jones listeners, 4chan-fans and those sorts like to pretend they’re just LARPing when they spread horrible hate speech, but the truth is that speech which dehumanizes has real consequences, it infects others and creates more hate and more destruction.

“She was hiding under the covers, having bolted all the doors and windows. Her small appartment was empty.