Given that airports are generally pretty close to rental agencies, I imagine they just grabbed whatever was about to be sold from them and have been using them ever since.

What could be more balanced than that?  You have the symbol for men and the name of part of the woman’s anatomy.

You have freedom of speech, lady. Until you participate in a violent insurrection that cost lives in the service of a deranged megalomaniac pushing absurd conspiracy theories in order to stay in power. You’re a traitor and you should shut the fuck up while you’re still dodging a jail cell.

Mike Pence is the world’s biggest coward right now, as he has the power to at least try to put an end to Lard Gut’s deranged tantrum, but instead he’s (surprise) laying low and doing nothing. He refuses to pull the plug on a president who incited a violent mob to storm the Capitol and kill people, a fact that just…

Well, it is Japan; I’m guessing that it ends with a robot having sex with an underage catgirl in a school uniform.

He should and he probably wants to now ( supposedly he’s fairly miffed at Trump over the whole “asking Pence to stage an illegal coup and setting him up to take the blame with supporters when it inevitably failed” thing ). However, Pence can’t do it alone. The Trump cabinet would have to be on board and since most of…

Never have I been so angry about being an American. 

The most evil thing I ever did.

According to my lawyer, none.

Yes, but this is up to last Thursday. I had to have time to compile the data and I didn’t expect an outlier like that to show up after the fact. I’ll include this week in next year’s compilation.

A “dignified rear emblem!”

The 69 looked fast, the 70 just looked fat. What a difference one letter makes.

I’m not going to say that this is my best holiday story, but today I got an awesome gift- a gift that brought me this bang-out of joyful suprise that I didn’t think was possible for any reasonable adult to have:

Aesthetics mainly.   Plus everybody and their mother has a Miata, why not get a Miata that doesn't look like every other Miata out there?

This is a full redesign. Not a facelift like the author asked.

Since BMW has already been mentioned... Ferrari 512TR to 512M

Today’s Nice Price or No Dice Mini is one of four KISS tribute cars, each wearing an interpretation of one of the band members’ iconic face makeup