But Continental couldn’t explain why it had taken decades to do so.

I’m just amazed that James Earl Jones was a lead in a rom-com. Who’d a thunk it?

Hmm, this reminds me of something...

In my early 20s I had a part-time job tending bar. There was a guy who would come in every night and ask me out every night. I would turn him down every night. He thought he was God’s Gift. Really smarmy, as if he’d trained under a pick-up artist. He really wanted to be Tom Cruise. One night, my ex boyfriend (with whom…

“Elon Musk is now the fourth-richest person in the world. You hate to see it.”

Well, duh. Green onion, red onion, yellow onion, and white onion.

The white one is obviously coconut.

I remember seeing this one in a magazine a long time ago. It’s a great look.

That interior smell came standard with the car.

I’ve seen some dipshit projects come across this site in the past, and equally dipshit owners, but this guy encapsulates the insanity mixed with a healthy dose of dumpster fire that 2020 has become. A shitty 100hp 4 pot diesel in a newer Wrangler that will absolutely, certainly never properly work? For twenty two…

never in the history of the world has one country benefitted so much by its proximity to the U.S.

They could merge it into Cadillac pretty easily under the new naming scheme; just call it “Buiq.”

This is a tough call, because sooooo many of these have seen a half-assed resto at some time in their past, so values can vary wildly even among very similar looking cars. This could be a $10k car or a $20k car.

Yesterday I threw out "Nice Price or No Dice" kind of late in the day, but it still gained some traction.  I'll throw it out earlier today.  And I agree, the new name isn't exactly hard to figure out, but I do have to think no about it.  And if you happen to have water cooler talks with other Jalops about this the…

Nah, NPoCP needs to stay. Are there a slew of crack addicts on Jalopnik that are offended by the title? Maybe they should focus on rehab instead of whining about the title of a dumb blog.

what does Sven have to fear?  Mikael isn’t going to notice it over the aroma of two-stroke exhaust. 

Mine took without even entering a Captcha. Even got a little pie chart indicating how lopsided the voting was on this pig.

That’s just where it died on the test drive.

I mean, I’d knock a toddler down for a corn dog....

Czechoslovakia was not part of the Soviet Union (though part of the Warsaw Pact).