greenpig
The Old Man from Scene 24
greenpig

Sorry, I meant ‘used to has’

The company I used to work for has a fleet (well, a half-dozen or so....) of Pontiac 6000 LE’s.

Wow, the artist made the J-car look almost...nice.

No matter how much lipstick you put on a pig, it’s still a pig.

Rule #1: Never dis another man’s car.

My record is 38 minutes from the time I disconnected the battery to the time I shut the hood.

I once purchased a used 2002 Intrigue, but after I had negotiated the price, the dealer kept pushing a 2003 Grand Prix instead. Never could figure out why.

I got two:

Also little known fact - when hanging the flag vertically, the Union should be on the left from the perspective of the viewer.  I learned this from a neighbor who had served in Viet Nam when I hung a flag on the wall of my garage.

I remember stopping at a Bill Knapps for breakfast one morning while driving with some friends from NJ to St.Louis on the way to a friend’s wedding.

I was gonna go with Valium and Vodka, just like good ol mom used to make.

Eight year old me used to love peanut-butter, banana and marshmallow Fluff sandwiches, with a side of Lucky Charms or Trix cereal, sans milk.

You mean “Finders, Keepers” isn’t a valid legal argument?

Looked at a used Pontiac G8 at a local Pontiac dealer.

Well, duh.....  ;-)

Early 2000's, I was helping a friend shop for a Honda Accord. She was young, cute and blonde, generally very intelligent but naive about cars. I came with her because the salesmen descended on her like a pack of wolves as soon as she stepped onto the lot.

Spotted a FC Jeep near ATL Airport a few weeks ago.

Back in the late ‘80s, I was living in Collingswood NJ (just outside of Camden) and commuting to Center City Philadelphia on the Lindenwold/PATCO High-Speed Line.