Everyone loves to hate on the Pinto, but what a lot of people forget (or weren’t even alive in the ‘70s to appreciate) is how insanely popular it was - Ford sold something like 3.5 Million Pintos and Bobcats in 10 years.

IIRC, this was China’s solution to their traffic issues a few years ago.

This made me shoot Diet Coke out of my nose.

and denied incarcerated trans people gender confirmation surgery.

Nope I’m not a wine or vodka drinker. I will admit to stashing a six pack of Heineken that night, but not the vodka or the wine.

You’re an animal!!

Back around 1986 or so, I was driving through Baltimore (which is hillier than you might imagine) when I saw a early 70s Pontiac Lemans wagon being towed behind a Chevette.

Just program the Tesla to play one of sister Britney’s crappy songs on start up - that’ll scare away any animal within a 100 yard radius.

The summer after graduation in 1981, my buddy Paul and I got invited to spend a few weeks at his aunt and uncle’s vacation house on the outer banks of NC. We spent the time chilling, crabbing on Paul’s uncle’s boat, drinking as much of the island’s beer supply as we can, and essentially put off being responsible…

One year, I was responsible for organizing the company Christmas party.

I’m guilty of this as well.

I used to work near a hotel by the airport that had an awesome breakfast buffet for the guests.

My career is in international logistics, so I’ve had to deal with all types over the past 30+ years. One immediately springs to mind:

Hell, it could just run out of batteries because you’ve been watching a lot of youtube. porn.

ND based on that old Quiznos ad.

This is some malaise-era Chrysler level shit.

Rental car fleets.  The 300 is considered a premium luxury vehicle according to Enterprise.

Hold my beer....

The electrical parts worked fine, it was a little anchor for the cable that kept failing.

Actually, my last Oldsmobile (a 2002 Intrigue with the 3.8L “Shortstar” V6 was probably the most reliable car I ever owned.