I have to add “buy the best parts you can afford.”

There was a dealership in South Jersey that once tried to foist a 412 onto my mother instead of the Dasher she ordered. After her precocious 10 year old son (me) discovered the ruse, my mother called my father from the salesman’s office.

Kind of irrelevant at this point, but I always hated Oldsmobile’s last logo - it looks like an Infiniti logo drawn by someone’s drunk uncle Bob.

It’s supposed to resemble a pair of drafting calipers.

To me, the new logo looks like a K and a reverse N, which makes it look like Russian, and I ain’t buying no car offa no commies!

Shortly after moving to GA back in 1995, I received a “welcome to the neighborhood” envelope stuffed full of coupons for everything from a free cheese dip at the local Mexican restaurant to 20% my first visit to the veterinarian (for my cat, I assume.)

Holy fuck, we are this close to becoming a third-world dictatorship.

How about the crime I almost committed?

To be fair, Nu-way Weiners’ chili dogs are pretty damn good....

I tried drawing a Beetle on an freeware app I have.

WASP here.

But it seems that they can’t build dollar generals fast enough and the ones near me are constantly busy.

How dare you bring my hopes and dreams crashing down with your cold hard reality!

However, this time he violated GEORGIA state law, which means he cannot pardon himself from prosecution.  (Not sure if he can actually pardon himself from Federal prosecution, but...)

Personally, I would love to see Trump dragged out of the WH as a trespasser at 12:01pm on January 20th.

A new Charger/Challenger that weighs about 500-700 lbs less than the current models and can go around a curve better than a pig on roller skates.

3rd Gear - The cost for the 300 (as well as the Charger and Challenger) were amortized years ago, so even though it is, for all intents and purposes, a 20 year old platform, it’s allowed FCA to essentially print money and is the only big American sedan left on the market.

“Pardon me, young man... but shouldn’t you be standing on someone’s lawn with a lantern?”

I saw your work last summer on a ‘67 Barracuda I was interested in.

Hmmm...