I used to work in a grocery store in VA, and I was always terrified of ABC. They send in people with no ID or fake IDs to "catch" cashiers (and stores) selling to underage customers. If you're caught, you'll be fired, fined, and I believe you won't be able to work in a place that sells alcohol again. So then cashiers…

I feel like I'm missing something. What happened between him being disappointed but polite about not getting in, and him ending up in chains? Do we know?

I just imagine trying to load an ATV or something on it and the handlebars hitting it, or things like that. Maybe that's just me

I'm an adoptive mom. When my kid was going through issues you know what I was doing? I was looking in to temporary residential care or other programs to help treat my child, not removing her from the family. My DHS was supportive, they know her behavior warranted the discussion. Thankfully we found counseling and…

I wasn't trying to be catty or anything and I'm sorry if I came across that way.

"They should've warned me that eating healthy, proper portions of food would create enough of the nourishing milk that my daughter needs to grow. That I wouldn't even want to diet at first, at all. That hearing at her two-week doctor appointment that she'd gained enough weight..."

This woman is the type of mother that makes me hate mothers.

Sorry, dude! Take it up with the bros.

Yep it looks like they've officially requested an end to that sort of lewd behaviour.

So we're done with blow jobs now, right? Wrap it up, ladies, the bros have spoken.

What's wrong with being a dick-sucking whore?

For the record, this was not a walk-in. This is a good friend of mine, and we had been talking about the cover-up for months. The "I'm sorry" idea was hers. Initially, we had a few other ideas of stupid things to have pointing at the original tattoo, which she got when she was 18, and wasn't thinking about the…

When I came out, my mom told me:

Safe. Sane. CONSENSUAL.

if you're not getting enthusiastic consent, you aren't doing it right.

"It is not difficult not to rape someone. " That right there. Well put. The mic you broke when it hit the floor might be taken out of your paycheck, though. But worth it, I would think....

Avoid being sexually attractive

Shared this with a friend from across the country who actually works at a comics shop and also happens to be black, and has many amusing stories about casual nerd racism. He had a pretty good comment I'm going to paraphrase here.

Him: "Okay, so if my shop had a room that everyone called 'dead nigger storage', think…

To everyone saying it is just a joke: That's the point.

Wow dude. It's a little scratchy cardboard or plastic tube, not a big smooth vibrating phallus. C'mon now.