I think the same thing has plagued Jon Hamm, who has such Old Hollywood Leading Man looks that he was unemployable in the pretty boy ninties. If it weren’t for Mad Men he’d still be struggling for bit roles. 

Or change none of the words and it’s Coach McGuirk from Home Movies.

To be honest, I had never heard of Nick Cordero until his story became public a couple of months back. But after following the anecdotes from his many friends, the perseverance and eternal positivity shown by his devoted wife while raising their baby boy, and that fact that he was FUCKING 41 YEARS OLD and in perfect…

The reason this is being done with such haste is to make as much info public before she commits suicide by shooting herself in the back of the head twice and the gun walking away to turn the cameras back on and tell people to get back to work. 

I loved everything about this article because so much is so relatable!

I’m down for a crossover episode.

“Hey we just got a call to babysit a porcelain doll that may or may not be possessed!”

I feel like people who thought “People need quick bites of content for when they are commuting and shit” never considered the idea that the pause button exists.  

This is the same man who made his own animated ant movie just to beat Disney’s animated ant movie out of spite after he was fired from Disney.

“Ask Bernie how it worked for him either time.” Given that Bernie was never on the ticket for a presidential election, this seems like a weird thing to ask him.

You use this picture as an example of an obvious lack of social distancing. Is it obvious though?

Clearly this photo was taken at a significant distance with a telephoto lens. It is hard to ell just how far apart they are standing, but it certainly isn’t as crowded as it looks from first glance. Just look at how far…

If I had a dollar for every mask I’ve seen worn improperly, I could build my own theme park. With hookers and blackjack!

Good luck getting ‘Mericans to follow basic rules.

I’ll wager my box of masks that no one in any authority position in 2020 read Masque of the Red Death.

The US-centric view of everything is a common failing in the US and it’s media. It’s something that those in the US probably don’t notice, but is fairly obvious to the rest of us. A bunch of the claims rely on the US being the only nation on the planet or all other nations working in exactly the same way as the US.…

Never trust a scientist who wears a cross necklace outside of their clothing.

She needs to burn in hell for fanning the flames of stupidity that are already out of control.

She’s been at this a long time. Her Wikipedia page calls her an anti-vaxxer and conspiracy freak. Several pages describe her activities before she took this current opportunity to scare and misinform people:

Hate is such a strong word.

JJ Abrams is nothing more than a hipster version of Zak Snyder who hasn’t pissed everyone off by being openly obnoxious.