Democrats have historically been terrible at hammering home the following:

It seems logical to me that what you’d do is keep the service going, and THEN when you’ve got your new shit ready to go, fold it into that. Is the service really losing so much money they have to shut it down immediately? Wouldn’t that show up on quarterly reports, Time Warner being publicly traded and all?

I saw him open for Sharon Jones around 10 years back now, in Chicago. Great show, from both performers. And now both of them - pretty inarguably the two biggest acts on Dap-Tone - are gone. Wish it weren’t so.

It blows my mind that we can say such a thing about an episode where Danny DeVito stuffs buffalo wings up his nose at a gay bondage orgy, and yet I totally agree.

I am still in denial about Simone not being part of the team on The Good Place anymore & her and Chidi breaking up, so at least this is something.

He’s a tequila salesman! This is a very good thing to know about him!

He moves away from the name Rafael because Mexicans are scary to racist white Texans (most of which are Ted Cruz voters). He still uses Cruz because it gives racist white Texans an opportunity to satisfy themselves (and fool exactly nobody) by claiming they’re not racist.

“So, you Academy voters like Moonlight, huh? Well, I’ll give ya the whole damn moon! See how you like me then!”

I did, right here on this site. I will never understand why they thought that was OK. I wonder if Beyonce regrets it...

I support shitting on Ted Cruz in any way possible. What a disgusting specimen. His craven display of submission to Trump, followed by pretending to be a rough, tough, rootin-tootin Texan has been one of the most bizarre and asinine political plays I’ve seen.

This is why I never understood why no one discussed the “eat the cake” line in Drunk in Love. It really was so gross for a couple that is supposed to be woke.

I love her. Sidebar—she had a kidney transplant in 2016. The donor was her current husband. So glad she managed to escape Ike with her life and later found the type of person who would give her his kidney.

Is the magic bullet on the grassy knoll fired by Ted Cruz’s father?

Hey, anything that takes that obese Count Chocula Ted Cruz down a peg is solid gold to me.

Here’s the thing: there is almost never a magic bullet in politics. They get mythologized by the media (like the Howard Dean Scream, or the “Have you no decency?” moment with McCarthy), but they are rare.

Fox News must be salivating at this story.

I want to do a group costume that’s all of the disguises worn by Philip & Elizabeth Jennings over six seasons of The Americans.

I cringed so hard watching that exchange yesterday. And while he SHOULD apologize, his apology came after a 15 minute break where someone probably coached him, and made him out to be an upstanding guy. It glosses over the original exchange where he was totally out of line and frankly, extremely immature. He was trying…