This reminds me of the old joke, “how is Clapton like a cup of coffee?”
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Also the world’s most overrated musician (yep, ahead of Eminem). Literally every bland suburban dad with a reverb amp in his garage can play the entire Clapton songbook; it’s probably why they love him so much.
What a fuckboy.
I was a political science major, and I have been doing a lot of thinking about what a Jones upset would mean. It’s pretty significant, and requires a fair amount of nuanced thinking. So I apologize in advance if this gets kind of dense and long, but here’s the analysis of someone who studies and thinks about this…
This is so bad of me, but I’m working my 12th day in a row and haven’t had a turkey dinner yet so eff it: I hate Emily Ratajkowski and I want her to go away.
Add in the “health coach” title and you get Beach Body. Uh, “coach”? You literally just told me to drink shakeology for several meals a day and then to eat a salad and you will be super healthy and so full of energy. No. No, I will not. I will be full of nothing because that stuff makes everything from the top of my…
Seriously. My ex-husband is an officer in the Army, and it was this shit right out of the gate, even back in 2003, before there were this many companies, and this much social media. I think I can only remember one spouse get together that wasn’t a front for some MLM nonsense. My distaste for such things, coupled with…
Yes, they smell like surrender.
My SIL sells this garbage. My wife and I refer to it as “clothes for the suburban mom who has given up.”
Lularoe and other direct sales marketing operations are rampant in the military spouse community. Makes it hard to make new friends when really it’s just people trying to sell or rope you in to sell. BUT those prints are so hideous. When did tights become pants? I’m obviously an old.
If you have to say it’s not a pyramid scheme....it’s probably a pyramid scheme.
Dude. A highly desirable product? Most women do not want to leave the house dressed like 4-year olds. Pipe down with this assessment of your fugly-ass, rip-apart-at-the-first-wear clothing.
I’m sensing a pattern for Colbert on these Friday shows (which are taped earlier in the week): There’s usually an interview you’re not going to get during the rest of the week.
Famously the son of Woody Allen and Mia Farrow
He’s 29 now, but yes, he is Doogie Howser. He graduated from Bard College at the age of 15 then started at Yale law school at 16. He’s member of the New York Bar. He had already done a stint at the State Department before he started a career in journalism. His resume is pretty insane.
John Young is the most badass astronaut ever! Two Gemini missions, two Apollo missions, two space shuttle missions (including the very first one), and he brought a fucking sandwich to space.
What? The varsity team for which you starred at quarterback lost a nail-biter against a T.C. Williams team led by Joe Montana, one comprised of impeccably trained gorillas and coached by a super-computer created by an advanced race of aliens, you say?
My grandfather knew Boone from the golf course. I remember that when the movie came out, Boone was signing photos of Denzel in the movie and (allegedly) selling them. My grandfather brought me one—I'm sure he had won it off of him on the course rather than paid for it—and told me that Herman Boone was the biggest…