Every time I see her name, I take a deep breath as I click, and I say to myself this bitch.

Burning Man isn’t particularly young. A large swath of attendees even skew late middle age. It’s not cheap to attend, and for the non-tech glitterati and Paris Hiltons, it’s also hard work.

Had Fyre actually enlisted actual Burners and not social influencers in building their shit show, it might have actually been a festival and not FEMA cosplay.

Worst iParty commercial ever.

But if Clinton were President, it might have been useful to have her husband around, as he actually had a semi-diplomatic relationship with the regime. Oh, and the fact she was actually Secretary of State and had experience with oh, you know, other countries probably would have been good, too.

But...isn’t Director/Boyfriend Aronofsky about 20 years older than J-Law? So any potential exploration seems truly negligible, ya know?

(Also adding because I said Lutz rather than Luntz. Probably because it rhymes with putz.)

Perhaps we can go back to calling it GLOBAL WARMING, as we did before Frank Lutz rebranded it for the GOP palette. Oh wait.

Was born and raised in STL. What Greitans and the legislature is doing to the state is sickening. Everything about him turns my stomach.

Yet one more nail in parody’s coffin.

If these are what constitute both viable career paths AND famous last names than this country is even worse off than we thought.

Oh well. Another Scientologist out of a job.

There is a Lorde & Taylor across the street from my office and they just sent me a 15% off summer sale coupon.

As someone who went to North Korea because they really wanted to visit North Korea, I hate when people line up to post this query in any article about North Korea.

My best friend’s 8-year-old daughter has several friends who want to be YouTube stars when they grow up.

I hope this is the harbinger of Kendall Jenner becoming a non-model. I mean, it’s not, but a girl can hope.

Especially with all the press devoted Dennis Rodman and North Korea, we should also remind everyone Stevel Segal is BFF with Putin.

Those would likely be contingent upon one another given their frequent pairings, and she did co-star in Dallas Buyers Club. But I can’t think of her doing anything but above-grade Hallmark movies for the faith-based set as of late.

I would definitely watch that with you.

Its completely silly, sure, but I actively refuse to purchase anything from any company that makes Kendall Jenner its face in any capacity. And this sucks because while I’m likely never going to buy La Perla and have yet to develop an attachment to Estée Lauder, I love Adidas sneakers.