Oh no! I definitely didn’t mean any sarcasm or ill will towards you. I was just musing about what the Jezebel staff’s reaction would have been had the exact words of Emma Watson’s Tweet come out of Beyoncé’s mouth or Instagram.

But if Beyoncé Tweeted those same words...

Thank you. It IS possible to criticize Beyonce without it having a damn thing to do with race or embracing one’s sexuality. Do you know where on the internet we have this discussion? Because I found it hilarious this question was asked of Crispin when it precisely describes any mention of Beyonce on Jezebel.

Are they screwing up the Japanese trend of putting one’s hand on one side of one’s face, as to make your face appear thinner?

Nah. Having Rick around makes them look less racist.

Producers should be ashamed of themselves for ever putting—let alone keeping—this garbage on the air.

$20 says he announces an Oval Office summit where he gets Mike Tyson and Don King to end their decades-long feud. Then puts it on a postage stamp. Because Black History Month.

Can I bring cashed-up bogans over here? Its better than nouveau riche — which just sort of popped out while I was on a rant — and bougie. Although bougie is kind of fun, too.

As a white person, I have no idea what its like to be anything but a white woman.

By celebrating the tacky nouveau riche on camera and making them ‘stars’—and creating a cottage industry out of it—Andy Cohen is complicit in getting us to where we are now. Just because he’s handsome, clever, gay, and says snarky things about celebrities while kissing other celebrities’ asses doesn’t make him a…

So can we accuse him of committing voter fraud?

He is Human Sbarro.

But its not as if he’s like...like Ryan Lochte with a British accent. Or Gerard Butler. (I’m trying to give him a teeny tiny pass on this one but I got nothing.)

But as much as I agree with all of the things you just said, all of it gets thrown out the window if say, Beyonce was discovered kicking puppies.

In Powerless, Wayne Security is developing products to protect people from heroes and villains. A noble cause...except when your boss is secretly part of the super-crew, and therefore cashing in on all the stuff made to safeguard customers from him and his enemies.

Before: Jezebel — Celebrity, sex, and fashion for women. Without air brushing.

AGREED. Yeah...why is this a bad thing? Damon would also take on a more prominent role in Western advertising of the film given he’s a Western film star, so this should not be surprising.

And an easter egg released yesterday on the ARG suggests she IS very much alive.

Bernard and Dolores were the only robots worth caring about?

I hope Kanye West gets the help he needs [and this isn’t the next big KUWTK drama].