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“Boardwalk Empire” was always the sort of thing eighteen-year-old boys who have anointed themselves film buffs after procuring “Reservoir Dogs” posters during the big sale in the quad would hail as genius. There were some good moments, but it never lived up to the hype.

If you’ve ever seen the incredible French film “Tell No One,” you might think to yourself “this would also be great if Ben Affleck did it in Boston.” At least I did after seeing it in 2011. And it turned out, he was attached to do the American remake (the original was adapted from an American crime novel by Harlen…

And then he does this at your documentary’s premiere party and you wonder if you can take him ANYWHERE.

Although Dierberg’s is so much better than Schnucks and that definitely looks like she’s hitting up the outside aisles at Schnucks.

I don’t care what it is actually called. The Edge will always be The Bear Movie.

Yes. My downstairs neighbor, Kyle. He also doesn’t much care for knocking and upon entering, announces “Hey, it’s me Kyle [last name].” He may casually inquire what’s going on and he enters my kitchen and asks if there’s any food.

Maybe? If they don’t require him to speak? When he gets older, he could even do a lap or two in one of the Cialis bathtubs.

To be fair, what else is he going to do other than swim? Could he coach swimming? Its not like he could even make money on the professional speaking circuit. His best bet is to probably run a bar in Cocoa Beach or Panama City. (And eventually end up on Bar Rescue.)

Its more 9/11 porn, isn’t it? (I haven’t watched the trailer yet.)

I loathe Will Smith, his wife, and his two children.

Emma Nelson would be the most annoying stripper EVER.

And it’s really good beer, too.

He’s the male, pro-sports version of Kendall Jenner.

THANK YOU. I’ve been thinking this all morning.

Two weeks with no Creature Feature? Do your new owners want us to cry?

Yet you don’t mention Beyonce’s Ivy Park line? Because flying spaghetti monster forbid any Jezebel writer says anything remotely critical of Queen Bey?

And why is ELLE interviewing her?

Why does it matter that this woman is pregnant?

Hot.