Selfie was smart and adorable. I’m still bummed it didn't even get a full season.

Come on. There’s so much more going on behind Cheerios’ eyes. Especially when someone opens a can of wet food.

So what does Beyonce have to do, directly or indirectly, that would actually provoke you to utter even the slightest criticism?

If I were Mickey Rourke, I would sue Johnny Depp for identity theft.

I wonder if he reconsidered calling it The Process after learning about The Process Church of the Final Judgment — a Satanic cult of do-gooders with Manson Family ties started by two former Scientologists that at one time kind of included George Clinton as a member. (There’s a great documentary about the group making…

If Bey said she was supporting Trump, Jezebel would hail this as fierce individualism and then issue their own formal endorsement.

I love you.

Angelina Karenenia

So does Star even mention Guillaume Canet whatsoever? He and Cotillard have been together almost 10 years.

MEN ARE SO LUCKY LIKE THAT.

Also he was regularly seen next to Matthew Lillard, and probably looked better because of it.

Sans LEDs, Kim Kardashian was a dead ringer for the Times Square NYE Ball.

Do you feel me now?

Florence Welch looks like a North Korean restaurant.

I only looked it up based upon the last name, because for some reason, my brain contains the knowledge that Thompson-Deutch were husband & wife.

Sort of like Dakota Johnson, but she thought technology meant 5th grade science.

A few more thoughts:

This shouldn’t be a huge surprise. There were definitely rumblings about it after Trainwreck.

She also attended #nerdprom. I imagine she understood every third or fourth word?

I refuse to care about Emily Ratajkowski. She’s like, the second coming of Shannon Elizabeth.