The criticism of Beyonce that does exist has always struck me as mostly uninformed and involves around what she wears. I’ve never once found her to not anything totally tasteful and put-together even when clad in attire these particular naysayers deem “too provocative for a feminist.” I don’t get that, but…

Do y’all ever think she’s really been scorned? Or eaten in a Red Lobster since she was 7? These pro-woman anthems are way too slick, way too perfect.

One of my friends remarked the planet is dying, and our gods are the canaries in the coal mine

THANKS A LOT, OJ.

Seriously? They put these people on display at Madame Tussaud’s?

Who cares. And—

She’s just like us because she did us-things a few times during all those campaign trails.

So I’m assuming Jennifer Lawrence is the second coming of Angelina to Faris-Pratt’s Aniston-Pitt?

If they posted a photo without Bey-mission, there is always hell to pay. And the timing seems right, given the ‘cryptic’ Lemonade announcement.

I bet it rhymes with fiancée.

Beyoncé.

Republicans are totally missing this whole race thing.

I imagine this is what a Cruz Science Fair would look like:

I always did want a “Reindeer Games 2.”

His daughter is a model. https://www.instagram.com/scarloz/?hl=en

And their safety video is awesome.

Exactly. That dog’s face barks abusive method actor.

And I was thinking, holy shit, what if its Rodney Dangerfield? But I remembered he died awhile back.

Eisenberg is the human Big Bang Theory. He’s charmless, smug, painfully unaware of how unfunny he is, embodies an uninformed ‘geek culture’ as high-functioning autistic cruelty, with an alleged popularity/employability that will forever remain a disheartening mystery.