She’s just like us because she did us-things a few times during all those campaign trails.

So I’m assuming Jennifer Lawrence is the second coming of Angelina to Faris-Pratt’s Aniston-Pitt?

If they posted a photo without Bey-mission, there is always hell to pay. And the timing seems right, given the ‘cryptic’ Lemonade announcement.

I bet it rhymes with fiancée.

Beyoncé.

I actually bought a killer envelope bag (vintage East German) from a flea market in Berlin. But I don’t think North Korea has produced anything other than polyester.

Davies’ blog is actually one of the better travelogues. He’s objective about what he witnessed and doesn’t rely on the usual OMG THE POVERTY THE BRAINWASHED PEOPLE narrative. His writings outline an experience similar to mine. (Bonus: He knows Korean, so he translates many of the signs and headlines.)

If you happen to travel to North Korea, ask your guide for a subway map.

Republicans are totally missing this whole race thing.

This feels more like Titanic than anything else.

I imagine this is what a Cruz Science Fair would look like:

I always did want a “Reindeer Games 2.”

His daughter is a model. https://www.instagram.com/scarloz/?hl=en

And their safety video is awesome.

Exactly. That dog’s face barks abusive method actor.

And I was thinking, holy shit, what if its Rodney Dangerfield? But I remembered he died awhile back.

Eisenberg is the human Big Bang Theory. He’s charmless, smug, painfully unaware of how unfunny he is, embodies an uninformed ‘geek culture’ as high-functioning autistic cruelty, with an alleged popularity/employability that will forever remain a disheartening mystery.

This is so true. So very, very true. Even if I would sandwich Kristen Wiig in there somewhere, everything you said is still very true.

Mail-order diploma notwithstanding, Kendall and Kylie have what, an 8th-grade education?