We must not forget Kim’s career started not with a sex tape, but as Paris Hilton’s kloset organizer.

These models also have the most awkward walks I’ve seen since mid-cycle ANTM. Being that terribly hunched and stilted takes a lot of work—or it’s the clothes’ fault.

Saldana considers herself part of the black community. She is part Haitian. She may be predominantly Dominican and light-skinned, but by no means is this some Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany’s s**t. What if she legitimately won the role based upon her talent? What if she also asked for the right amount of money?

Thanks tabloids, for continuing to remind the world that womanhood can only be obtained through motherhood.

This was mentioned on Karina Longworth’s (AMAZING) podcast, You Must Remember This in the Bette David and the Hollywood Canteen episode.

Yes. This is where I learned Huey Lewis has a huge penis.

Social mores and the nature of idolatry make the likelihood of most 70s male rock stars/celebrities engaging in statutory rape at least once or twice in their careers is pretty damn high. Does this make it okay? No, but its not that simple.

I had such high hopes for Boardwalk Empire. About 30 minutes into the pilot, I realized all it would ever be is whack fodder for 19-year-old college bros who consider themselves connoisseurs of cinema because they hang a giant Reservoir Dogs poster in their dorm room. It was exclusively tailored to that audience, who…

Where is Kylie Jenner’s face?

Just the other day, I was thinking about Nell Carter and how she was taken from us way too soon.

More Judith Jamison STAT.

American Treasure Dwayne Johnson typically uses his 25-year-old nephew as a body double (as seen with my very own eyes—he was mostly doing the splits), so if we’re getting a real naked Rock, I’m down. (Not that his nephew was bad not look at, but hey, now I’m curious.)

I’m pretty disappointed by the lack of Creature Feature this week, Mr. Finger. So please, allow me to present to you Wolfgang, my housemates’ feline friend who looks exactly like Taylor Kitsch. Clear boxes full bowls can’t lose.

I know its been years, but the garbage that BSG disintegrated into still causes me to start shaking my fist in the air as I call for Ron Moore’s head.

She’s obviously from Eagleton.

It pains me to think that this will do little to nothing in convincing people that they are 100% wrong on a matter. Take the research doctor who said vaccines caused Autism then admitted he manipulated the results to support his theory and had been lying all along. Yet, there are still so many people out there…

Major studio backing + prestige directors. That’s virtually a straw man argument.

Can anyone write about the first season of Serial without it becoming some smug, I’m-so-outspoken presentation of people’s inconsequential opinion of guilt in the comments section? Its just as insufferable as 80% of anything on Undisclosed.

I was thinking the same thing. And I felt a tiny bit horrible about it but yeah, if I was his attorney, I would have recommended a different look.

I became somewhat close to the family of a college friend, spending Thanksgiving with them and the ilk whenever possible. My friend’s stepfather adopted him and always treated him as if he was his own—this was the only family he has really ever considered his family. While his bitch mother (We’re talking ice cold) and…