I became somewhat close to the family of a college friend, spending Thanksgiving with them and the ilk whenever possible. My friend’s stepfather adopted him and always treated him as if he was his own—this was the only family he has really ever considered his family. While his bitch mother (We’re talking ice cold) and…

The Mirena made me crazy. One of the worst decisions I ever made. It wrecked much of my life in a period of 5 months. The mood swings were unbelievable and my hair began falling out. I also experienced numbness in my toes and fingers regularly. I also began forgetting entire conversations, and it became very hard to…

Nah, if anyone could make getting cremated in Jersey cool, it’s Bowie.

If that line remains in this upcoming live version, who writes about Grease promoting rape culture? Does Danny still force himself on Sandy at the drive-in?

And married Dutch the convict on Soap!

If people are postulating theories about Grease, is it okay to say you’re doing it wrong?

As a child, Grease was the greatest movie ever. But after all those viewings and ever since the Grease Megamix seemed as ubiquitous as the Macarena in 1996–97, I’ve decided Grease 2 is vastly superior even if its musically sexual intentions lacked subtext and leaned toward more the more hormonally blatant. Or maybe…

Angel, honey, where are you?

Kylo Rob

Are you a Kardashian historian? Participate in KUWTK reenactments? Are you, yourself, a Kardashian?

I don’t. I was merely attempting to be clever.

Because Coach Taylor, I assume.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can totally f**king lose brain function.

Only if its shown back-to-back with Milf Island.

A lot of people think the Chinese angle was shoehorned in to test well in China, but it was in the novel.

Uber now takes 30% of your fares (20 or 25% only if you’re grandfathered in). I believe Lyft takes around the same, but does offer the option to tip.

CBS. 9 or 10pm Friday nights. Based upon an Israeli show. Lasted 4 episodes and starred Diane The Waitress from “Mad Men.” Yet I can’t remember the name beyond “the...”

But I would still hit it.

No, but in addition to coining #gamergate, he has historically been confused as one of the Baldwin brothers.

I definitely thought of most of those, but was trying to think of what title had the most equal distribution across races and gender.