THANK YOU. Few people really get the awesomeness that is 200 Cigarettes. Some people think its a terrible movie. NONSENSE.

Throwing "Santa Baby" up against "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" in the FIRST ROUND? That was your championship game right there.

I finally read the Wiki summaries of this nonsense last week. Because I just needed to know without reading or watching any of this crap. I really could not get past the part where Bella's parents didn't send her off to college. Her and this sparkly vampire dude could try the long-distance thing for awhile, until it…

Why does daytime TV have to be trashy? This is standard. It's as if people can't take non-trailer park real-world horrors before dusk or something.

Also awesome was the biracial couple. (Are you listening Kay F**king Jewelers? You have that one commercial I originally thought was promoting same-sex marriage but then I realized they were "four different grooms" from all over the world or something, and each one matches to their spouse in race and exact skin…

You and and me both. Bea Arthur's death probably devastated me more than Jerry Orbach's. (And yes I love that "Golden Girls" episode when he played Dorothy's married lover because I mean, come on, Bea Arthur AND Jerry Orbach. It don't get much better than that.)

Am fascinated. But only because I want to know if by attending this secretive cookie school, you are able to procure Thin Mints year round.

The 70s-meets-20s thing Tom Ford speaks of could be referring to the semi-revival of Ancient Egyptian-inspired 1920s fashion in the early to mid 1970s. The discovery of King Tut's tomb in 1922 is credited for sparking the fashion world's fixation. From 1972-79, the artifacts of Tut's tomb toured major museums around…

Glad you guys enjoyed! Can't wait to see what we can turn Oskar into this awards season. Oskar IS awesome. But yes, these are just beyond...I love all of them, but I'm kind of partial to The Fighter, perhaps because the close detail played to the arm. ;)

My cat is named Oskar. One night when I had been drinking, I told him I would have a party for him. I even got a red carpet. Because my Oscar party has a real-life OSKAR. Luckily, one of my phenomenal production artist friends helped me out a bit on the decor and rendered Oskar into every single one of the Best…

No one has ever photographed older than Alexandria, have they? It does not help she looks like a Sharon Stone-Kate Gosselin hybrid. And has there been a more delusional contestant? At least Lisa (who also photographs fairly old) is entertaining. Although I still don't know how you can call it an All-Stars episode…

The Carmen Sandiego games remain sacred to me. They're likely a big reason why I've always been intent on traveling as much as possible and feel the need to look up arcane facts. JLo is one of the most despicable celebrities on the planet. To quote Jennifer Aniston, whom I would normally never quote—WHAT SHE DID IS…

That soooo had to be Lauren Ambrose. Thought the same damn thing. And I often wonder why we haven't seen much of her lately.

They have these in Reno, and at the approximately $30/night Terrible Sands Hotel & Casino, they are located not far from the "Dirty Dancing" slot machines. The latter I DID take a photo of, well, just of the time Jerry Orbach's head popped up when I walked by.

Ahhhh. The "Shakespeare In Love" story. When Winona was dating Matt Damon and right around the time Gwynnie started dating Ben Affleck. (And remember when she dated Luke Wilson for years? When he was in his hot prime?)

Brad Pitt seems to take on the characteristics of any woman he is with. It is kind of ironic how one of the biggest sex symbols of the western world is completely whipped by cooch.

Mazel tov! Now...if only he was funny. (Also: Happy to see Jim Bakker's son doing some good.)

Chelsea Handler is one of those things only good in theory. Like Norah Jones and Alicia Keys.

THANK YOU. I've been curious as to how real curators are dealing with this whole [stupid f**king buzzword] CURATION trend. Buzzwords just need to DIE.

More offensive: Any form of the word CURATE. Everyone is a damn curator now. Remember when people compiled crap or made lists? Not anymore. Now they CURATE. How do museum curators feel? They've built entire careers and now any yahoo who makes a retweet are popping curator into their Twitter bio.