I direct you to the second paragraph, where you will see the term “occasional riverboat captain.” When those words come together, all bets are off.

for some reason they let me drive one of these around downtown richmond va when i was 17, one of the best days of my life

Honestly, Mandy was the movie that really cemented the idea that I’m instantly interested in any project Nic Cage is in, but the hints were there all along. Even Season of the Witch (a terrible movie) is elevated by he and Ron Perlman (and their terrible fantasy names).

What a fucking hack article.

“I like what she had to say, but I still think she’s—sorry—a bitch,” said a 56-year-old Trump supporter.

What did you think you knew about Justin? He and his party always have been and always will be corrupt and two-faced. That is what sucks about being a leftist in Canada. You either get the tories taking money from EVERYTHING and handing it directly to corporations or you get the “liberals” that say they are going to…

He should resign immediately.

G-D it Robicelli, are you really talking me into dropping more than five bucks on a jar of pasta sauce?  You’re clearly saying it tastes far more than twice as good as a jar that would cost half as much, though, so I gotta let the math guide me.

“Assualt" weapons are just regular ass rifles with extra, mostly cosmetic modifications. 

Gun culture in the US in three decades has gone from this very adult sportsman oriented, mostly responsible, side thing you did in the fall to a paranoid cult of self defense obsessed frighted man children.

As a gun owner I agree that the “assault weapons” ban is bullshit but I also think expanding background checks and limiting access to guns to through legally responsible channels are good ideas. There is a plenitude of reasons for gun violence and access to guns is just one part of the puzzle. I’m definitely not…

why qualify with ‘as a child?’

If you’re doing the math at home it’s about 200 grams of sugar.  A twelve oz soda has about 39 grams of sugar. 

A teenager deep-sea fishing off the coast of Norway the other day accidentally hooked an enormous, prehistoric fish.

I would love to see Tom get asked, “What’s it like to be a short old guy in a tall young guy’s world?”

“The AR-15 is by far the most popular gun in America, by far,” she said. “I was just in middle-of-nowhere Wyoming... if you’re talking about taking people’s guns from them, there’s going to be a lot of violence.”

If the two people who started the brewery eventually leave, can it still be called Founders?

I can't tell you how much I appreciate that if you comment on this site and address the writers you guys actually respond. Makes a world of difference. 

No worries. I'm off to troll a Cummins board with my grammar pedantry. 

Everyone thinks its so easy to buy a gun, until they actually try to buy a gun.