I give the announcers a large amount of credit for the reasons why American Ninja Warrior has pulled out from its lowly origins as a G4 Network version of the Japanese show (Sasuke) into what it is now.

Jessie Graff is the gun show:

I love the announcer on the right (I didn’t catch his name), he is always so genuinely enthusiastic about the women competitors and an absolute delight in every NW clip I watch. He’s a good egg and clearly a huge Jessie Graff fan, who is absolutely extraordinary and worthy of fandom!

she posted this video about one week before show aired, i think i seen it about 10 times by now.

I was watching this the other night (while on Twitter and eating pork sandwiches- best life, covered) and I let out a huge yell.

After watching almost every dude before her fail, it was really remarkable to see this lady step up and crush it.

I’m emoting so hard right now. And sending this to all my friends, especially the ones with girls. :D Wonder Woman and BAMF are too tame of terms for Graff. I just love her so much.

Real life superhero.

Not much. What’s up with you?

WHAT’S UPDOG???????

Yesterday while I was getting my tires rotated, Fox News was on and they commentator was going on and on about how 5% of Americans use 50% of health care dollars and why should some healthy 25 year old pay for that? Well Dick, maybe because one day that health 25 year old will be a 57 year old with cancer who’s…

When I saw that I didn’t think “lily pad”; I thought “labia majora.”

I don’t get it. But then I don’t watch the show is the excuse I’m going with.

I freaking hate that. One dude told me I should just “try it”. Really, pal? What happens if I don’t like it? It’s not a box of cereal.

My favorite antique shop find:

The Dissipation is the hottest part:

Me, defiantly:

It’s two things: Money, and I forgot what the other thing was.

I never thought I'd be accepting good weight maintenance advice from someone whose name is "Pie Snatcher."

No. 10: Know how you trend.