Yeah, you need to have the original block to qualify for the million miler award. It is a million mile shell, but that is about it.

2 engine replacements?

No, a judge will “blue line” the agreement and this car will lose. Sorry, to most people this is a run-down car. 

His truck looks like shit, HOA or not. I would not like to wake up and see this across my window every morning

The HOA may not understand the concept of “patina,” but Mr. Lipka apparently doesn’t understand the concept of “contracts.” If you sign one you’d better understand it and plan to follow it.

Not so cut and dry. In many suburbs and exurbs, HOAs or neighborhood associations are the norm, especially if the suburbs in question was built in the last two decades. There are places where you have no choice but to live with an HOA. The key here is legislation that would curb the power of HOA and the kind of rules…

Patina is only for people who are too scared to admit they can't afford a paintjob. The truck is full of rust and an eyesore to any neighbours. 

If you like cars, don’t live in an HOA.

People aren’t buying Jeeps because of amazing off road prowess. 90% of them never crawl anything but a mall parking lot.

Never forget this is the same company that basically did this:

That’s the ‘best’, huh? 

“Hey let’s make this awesome RWD platform and put an awesome engine in it and awesome suspension bits and then let’s make it ugly and impossible to see out of it and when it doesn’t sell we can just make it ugly in a slightly different way but it’ll still be impossible to see out of and nobody will want one” is an…

I really like how they’ve rearranged the deck chairs. Very nice.

The better to instill fear into the opposing soccer team.

Jesus Christ, this is weird even by my hentai-watching standards.

That is a perfect description and you deserve more stars.

I mean, if they were going for “murderous street sweeper,” then they nailed it. 

“Made for America”

haha, yeah I was thinking the same thing. For cars, I would respond better to an ad saying “NOT Made in America.”  

And yet Honda can still call the Ridgeline a truck? What a world.