Dubai is seriously exactly what would have happened if someone had given 13 year old me and my friends unlimited money and a big patch of empty land.

“Let drive Ferraris everywhere and make super tall buildings and make our own islands and air conditioned beaches and give firefighters jetpacks!”

“Yeah, and no girls…

I’m going to try working “she’s got the love monkey riding on her back” into conversation whenever I can now.

How are Saxophone playing Aliens a bad sign?! I can’t wait until they show up this year! Also, mullets making a comeback! Alright! lol