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I feel like at restaurants if you order steak medium well done, it still ends up being pink. At home, when I (rarely) make steak, I probably make it like you're describing.

I think you're right, someone else said that about the protein, but it tastes like iron to me...and I can't get over it for whatever reason. :(

not solid, and not so much my current lover, lol. But different people's cum have different textures, and especially when they haven't gotten off for awhile it can be thick. (I guess egg whites are a little closer than oysters, but the similarities are still there.)

Truth.

hmmm, that's good to know...but why does steak taste so much like iron then?

hrmmm...well, that's not necessarily inaccurate either. egg whites really do taste like cum. but the thing is, oysters don't actually taste like cum, they just have a really similar texture. Cum actually does taste like egg whites, with a touch of baking soda/water paste.

what does she say it tastes like?

my phobia of blood borders on insane, and I know it. The first time I had clots on my period as a kid, I was SO disturbed. I thought they looked like blackberry jam. I have NEVER been able to eat blackberry jam again.

ehhh.

I wish I could. :( But to me it tastes like blood until it is totally, 100% not cooked. Please don't have a heart attack - I usually just let GreenHunk have all the steak and eat other things!

I'm one of those people you hate that likes well-done steak...

cum and boogers have a really similar texture, actually. I don't know about flavor because if I've ever tasted a booger I have erased it from my memory.

oh god, I've long said that oysters have a texture like cum.

So many of these were so violent!

I agree.

That was the cutest thing ever!

Well that was amazing. Coolest, most interesting routines I've ever seen.

I met my fiance on the night my soon-to-be-ex got into a car wreck while driving drunk and then punched me in the face.

this is such a fucking brilliant idea!

THIS x1000.