Actually, this list was from 3 different people. One of them was a horrible, horrible, abusive psychopath. One of them was a self-proclaimed "nice guy." One of them was just really boring.

ewwww.

I call that one, "The card."

What if you slept with them not because you wanted to but because you felt pressured/guilted into it and it totally felt like rape to you? Cuz...that's the sex I really regret.

Ayn Rand fans are definitely, definitely on this list. Ugh.

My boyfriend met Chuck Palahniuk in person a few months back and he said he was a royal dick. Apparently, he refuses to treat fans like individuals and totally brushes them off and is super self-important.

That's amazing. I don't think it's always a bad sign if people name their genitals; it depends on if they do it out of pride (I once had an ex who ACTUALLY named his dick "le flambeau" and was super proud of it, and another who named his dick "Socrates") or if it is a joke, like what you're describing.

* talks about nothing but working out and his job, which involves state law.

I think we should make a habit of insulting people by saying they are "creating juice with no soul!"

this is only kind of pertinent, but it's still related to breastfeeding, so here goes.... I am TERRIFIED of and disgusted by breastfeeding. That image above, while I applaud its progressiveness, literally made me feel like throwing up. I know this is weird. Every woman I've ever told about my strong feelings has…

I'd think this was funnier if this doesn't sound like something my high school sweetheart's parents would do. They actually threatened to sue him once because they thought (wrongly) that he had stolen their computer. His dad broke several ribs once over a Hershey's kiss wrapper. I'd imagine this mom is probably really…

It was for an oral literature class. I wrote about how my friends re-interpreted it and created an oral culture around it.

omg. I love Wizard People, Dear Reader. I wrote a paper on it in grad school.

It probably depends a lot on where you live. Our rent at the time was $1000 a month and another $200 for utilities, and we only had one roommate who paid $350 and most of the rest of the bills fell on me, so that was about $850 a month I was paying. And I wasn't eligible for food stamps, or if I was I didn't know it.

what?! Seriously? I think I would have threatened him with a malpractice suit.

Most...uncomfortable...wedgie...ever. Owww.

Because most of these types of studies are more interested in what men find attractive. Because for some reason that is of paramount importance to researchers everywhere.

I could see that. It's pretty amusing to read other peoples' profiles sometimes.

At first glance, I totally thought these were bananas.

22 - absolute worst year of my life to date. Started the year engaged to someone who was really emotionally abusive, although I couldn't see it at the time. He cheated on me in January. It was my second year of grad school, and I got so depressed I barely graduated. I was living on $1100 a month (graduate teaching…