Khalil Mack was also an unannounced guest when he came in to sack Cousins on air because there was no one who bothered to stop him.

This must be fake news. I mean, he’s Mexican, and according to our President, he must then be a rapist or a drug dealer or something, and everyone knows those guys don’t have time for physics equations.

that mac & cheese is literally separate but equal

Who’s Aloe, is he another hyped Cuban player?!  Can he help us?!!

They did a great job, you can’t even see the mustache.

Considering how shitty the trade seemed at the time, if the Wolves get pennies on the dollar for Jimmy, does this mean the Bulls won the trade?

So let me get this straight. A white billionaire septuagenarian is in a spat with a young, black Butler?

There’s a good word to describe an epically long journey across an ancient world that is fraught with hostile beasts and other dangers, and for some reason I just can’t fucking remember it right now.

Joe West looks like a mall Santa that got fired because of beard lice.

Fuck the Cubs in their asses. Cubs fans are insufferable.

Was security kicking the guy out for video taping a racist asshole?

You have to stand up to racists, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the bleachers.

“There’s no fighting in the bleachers guy” just got a job on Trump’s legal team. 

He got better

Got a scouting report on either of these two players?

Maybe they should make a film about Sith Lords getting stuck in a shopping center on Coruscant. I personally would love to see Maulrats.

Go fuck yourself.

You’re a fucking idiot.

‘80s jocks were right - nerds are bad fucking news.

At least post a REAL samurai.