Khalil Mack was also an unannounced guest when he came in to sack Cousins on air because there was no one who bothered to stop him.

that mac & cheese is literally separate but equal

Who’s Aloe, is he another hyped Cuban player?!  Can he help us?!!

Considering how shitty the trade seemed at the time, if the Wolves get pennies on the dollar for Jimmy, does this mean the Bulls won the trade?

So let me get this straight. A white billionaire septuagenarian is in a spat with a young, black Butler?

There’s a good word to describe an epically long journey across an ancient world that is fraught with hostile beasts and other dangers, and for some reason I just can’t fucking remember it right now.

Joe West looks like a mall Santa that got fired because of beard lice.

Fuck the Cubs in their asses. Cubs fans are insufferable.

Was security kicking the guy out for video taping a racist asshole?

You have to stand up to racists, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the bleachers.

“There’s no fighting in the bleachers guy” just got a job on Trump’s legal team. 

He got better

Got a scouting report on either of these two players?

Go fuck yourself.

You’re a fucking idiot.

‘80s jocks were right - nerds are bad fucking news.

“On behalf of the entire crew, it has been a pleasure serving you today and we are looking forward to see you in one of our future flights. We do realize that you have a choice when you fly, and we thank you for making us number 1.”

And the surprise re-casting of Tommy Wiseau as Thanos.

Note: Hawkeye died on the way back to his home planet.

At least post a REAL samurai.