It’s funny. She used to complain that I never text or call her so I changed my ways and I do regularly. And she seems annoyed by it.

i am embarrassed to say that i didn’t know!! post updated shortly.

Thank you for saying it before I had to admit I knew that.

I’m embarrassed to say this but Kathy Hilton is the sister to the Richards’.

I am very excited about this development, because I would write solely about sea creatures given the chance.

I’m almost at a year since my divorce was finalized and I can assure I still definitely describe it as “recently-divorced”.

rump: ‘incidentally, my bus- my son’s business is now selling maga-branded hard hats for $1199.95 - oh and your employer isn’t required to provide any safety equipment’

It’s late in the day-but Trump fucking laid a wreath at ANDREW JACKSON’S FUCKING GRAVE. And then sent out a tweet THANKING HIM FOR HIS LEGACY. Just a quick reminder that Andrew Jackson’s Legacy is:

It is 2017, we must stop litigating marijuana. The rank hypocrisy of a culture in which we are inundated with positive and affirming messages about alcohol and demonize every thing else is pure folly. Don’t like gay marriage? Don’t marry someone of the same gender. Don’t like marijuana? Don’t consume it. Problem…

A bill is being considered in West Virginia that would completely gut miner safety protections.

I went down the kitchen during Thread and immediately saw this.

“You’re gonna need a bigger thread.”

Peter Benchley, the author of “Jaws”, said that the irrational fear of sharks that his book and the ensuing movie caused was one of his greatest regrets in life. He spent a large part of his life working with oceanographic/environmental groups to help sharks.

Truth. Where’s the next Community/Parks & Rec/30 Rock? WHERE’S THE SNARK DAMN IT?

i’m gonna go out on a limb here and say this recap was 10,000x better than the actual show.