Put a blanket on that horse.

The newly formed Department of Urban Outreach.

That’s pretty wild. I’m burning out on all of the evil in the world lately. Now, not just immigrants but people who have become actual citizens are going to be targeted for not having any money and for needing assistance? For being a “burden” on us good ol’ natural-born Americans? It’s beyond disgusting. And I never…

The display of absolute ignorance, laziness, and stupidity actually hurts my brain. I may actually be stupider for reading that speech’.  

We exist solely for Joe Biden.

I’m going to just say this again. Please don’t ungrey the trolls. Even if well intentioned. Drawing attention to how stupid they are by ungreying them sin’t going to fix anything. If anything it derails meaningful conversation because everyone focuses on calling out the troll that before you know it he’s at the top of…

And of course he didn’t miss the opportunity to talk about his two favorite things: the media and himself.

I just read the transcript, and even by Trumpian standards, that was.....pretty goddamn terrible. I can only imagine how much worse it was live. Seriously, can someone, anyone, not get this man a fucking speechwriter?

You realize he was talking about a DIFFERENT Frederick Douglass.

Give it another week, and they’ll be blaming Frederick Douglass for not doing more to help inner cities.

No, we’re clearly in the wrong timeline. Before the inauguration I kept waiting for Future Me to materialize and be like “I don’t have much time so listen up: here’s exactly what you have to do to make sure he doesn’t become President and set the space time continuum back on the right course...”

Frankly, I like guys who HAVEN’T been dead for 122 years, okay?

“I think the contributions of Frederick Douglass will become more and more.”

We’re obviously all dead and in hell, there’s no other explanation for any of this. Kinda like in The Sixth Sense, we’re dead but don’t know we’re dead.