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Well, plenty of kids are abused, but manage to grow the fuck up and not follow in the abuser’s destructive footsteps. Ivanka Trump is yet another corrupt piece of shit. She doesn’t deserve a pass just because her dad is a fucking creep.

Like Dave Chappelle’s imitation of his white friend who got pulled over by the cops: “I’m sorry, sir. I... didn’t know I couldn’t do that.”

And as I have stated before, big fucking deal rich girl is attractive. Plastic surgery, never having to do any manual labor, and a glam squad will do wonders for practically every person.

Bless him, he’s a UK actor so 1) trained and 2) realizes acting is a job and not a fucking calling

Oh my GAWD Manos the Hands of Death is just the best thing ever!

thank you for this screenshot.

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nothing but love and admiration for Unsolved Mysteries, whose storylines were every bit as as mysterious as they were lacking in...solvage.

I don’t know how you could possibly read this headline and not come away with the impression that writing #BlackLivesMatter 100 times is what got him into Stanford. Also, writing something 100 times isn’t activism, it’s repetition. IT. WAS. A. STUNT. TO. GET. ATTENTION. And it worked. Good for BLM, good for this kid,

He had the lowest percentage of the female vote in modern election history. White Men fucked us over once again. Only this time it was from both sides.

Tell that to the bros on my facebook I went to school with. They are still bleating about Bernie being robbed.

He was perfectly fine pushing false equivalencies and he never once called out his asshole supporters. He’s a piece of shit.

Every day I hate Bernie and his bros more and more. The entitlement around Bernie and the DNC is mind boggling. That somehow a dude who has contributed nothing in his entire career to the democratic party is supposed to come in and get equal treatment to a woman who worked her entire adult life in the organization

I am having the hardest time with this. The easy comment I see is “just cut those assholes out of your life!” But that’s impossible when they’re family and friends I actually love and not Facebook acquaintances I haven’t seen in person in 10 years. I’ve been trying to educate with facts and not emotion but it’s SO

I have a hard time not yelling “you did this, fucktwits!” at my neighbors who I know voted for him. A slightly former friend of mine who is a doctor actually took time off from work to campaign IN ANOTHER STATE for dipshit Donald. He claimed he wanted to “drain the swamp.” Dumbass. Not a peep out of him now. Ugh.

Um, no. This young man goes to a prestigious, $34,000/year high school, probably has excellent grades, gave a TEDxTalk, founded TWO youth organizations, worked for both Martin O’Malley’s and Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign, and got invited to a dinner at the White House. I’m not saying this as an insult to

Really makes me want to punch Bernie and his die hards in the mouth. Those fuckers gave us this because they couldn’t handle a woman being in charge. Pathetic, pathetic little man.

Neither did whoever came up with that ridiculous, misleading headline. Considering everything else this young man has done, I seriously doubt writing #BlackLivesMatter 100 times is what got him into Stanford. But hey, it did get him the kind of attention any activist would want.

Its the fucking Days of our Lives, man. Miss a day, you feel like you’ve missed a year. Miss a couple years, slot right back in anytime. Only this shit’s real shit. I’m waiting for Possessed DJT any minute now...