greengal
A tale told by an idiot
greengal

I cleared $60,000 one year and I felt like a king. :(

I found out that a) this symbol is called an iron cross and b) it is a symbol of racism while reading this post.

I’m losing patience, I simply cannot understand how whenever the right say something shitty and get called out for it, they claim they’re being unfairly judged and the left are trying to silence their freedom of speech; their opinions should be be respected. But whenever they disagree with something the left say, they

I love how they trust the doctor when what they do is convenient to them. But ya know when they try anything like say... abortion... then of course they can’t be trusted. Or some shit like this.

Yeah my mom is a nurse who used to work for a pediatric endocrinologist. So.......the type of doctor who gets called in when even the “regular” doctor can’t solve the old question of “boy or girl?” because it’s actually WAY MORE FUCKING COMPLICATED THAN THAT.

It’s the doctor that determines the gender of a baby. You know, you ask the doctor is it a boy or a girl? You don’t ask the baby.

As a trans woman:

I’m the daughter of an archaeologist and an english professor, and I’ve studied cultural anthropology myself. THIIIIIS! I love meeting new people! I get to learn new things about things!

I will never understand bigotry and hatred of the Other.

Totally with you in this idea. Meeting new people that have a different view of life can be so rad! I get sad when I see people spew such hatred and vilification. But, I’m also a queer woman of color that is a child of an immigrant. So I see immigration as a tool to be successful, learn something new about the

That’s a hand that has never lifted a finger to do its own work, ever, in its life! Guess my knuckles would be that pristine at 72 if I’d never done a lick of work in my lifetime, either. Hyuck.

This is the real story. His hands look like a baby’s!!

For a 71 year old... his hands actually look great.

I was thinking that, too. I’m a good 30 years younger than him and haven’t done a ton of manual labor, some, but a lot less than others. My hands look older than his.

Make prostate exams and testicular ultrasounds a requirement for getting a viagra prescription.

new episodes coming soon!

Bonus for Joel!

Anyway, it’s possible this is all a huge, crazy coincidence, and there’s nothing insidious about Bharara’s firing and potential replacement by a Fox News ally.

“You will never climb to heaven with your hands full of penis.”

Why does it need counter-balance? It’s not a news show. Trump is the sitting president and therefore the bulk of humour is at his expense. This idea that some kind of phony “balance” is necessary is disengenuous. Every US president since the beginning of SNL has been the target with the other side only getting some