With enough gravity, yes.

They’ve done the impossible!

Is there such a thing as a Dippin Dots truck we could hire to sit in front of his house?

He’d have a rage stroke.

How could anyone fuck this guy

Ten bucks to the first reporter to bring Dippin Dots to a press conference.

She either has cherry-on-top nipples that are literally on the tops of her breasts instead of the front or they pulled her breasts upwards with tape. Or they photoshopped them out. Or she’s a nippleless alien.

Please post more about your initiative when you are ready. I live near Cleveland, a city with a lead poisoning rate as bad as Flint’s due to soil contamination.

I feel like my boobs would just slide right out the bottom.

He must have an eye for detail.

It looks like about a third of these styles are not even trying to cover the breasts. First, covering your breasts so you can go outside without being harassed/arrested is a pretty basic function of clothes, yes? And second, that’s pretty creepy. I’m not seeing the point here.

Fox News thought it would get the inside track but have been replaced by an even less newsworthy organization, Breitbart.

It’s utterly horrible. Listening to all this from the new admin today has been quite literally flashbacks to East Germany, just with a spitty American evangelical in the place of the Party Secretary on the podium.

I don’t even understand this statement: “Said we drew 250,000 people. Now, that’s not bad. But it’s a lie. We had 250,000 people.”

I can’t find the link to this, but Fresh Air had a great interview with someone about how Trump’s hostility toward the media is going to backfire. More reporters will try to look more closely at the shit he pulls. Most tellingly, the guy said that he thinks it will be easier to find sources in his administration…

I am genuinely concerned about the continued attacks on journalists. I read it took Putin about a year to dismantle the free press. I would not be shocked if it takes Trump far less time. He’s already talking about cutting off access and wanting to be able to approve things written about his administration.

Teachers = The Spread of Knowledge and Critical Thinking Skills = Bad News Bears for Lying Facist Sociopaths.

“...an education system flush with cash”? Are you fucking kidding me? Since when? My father was a teacher and there are several in my family, and they have to pay for classroom supplies with their own money all the time, or go without. Salaries are abysmally low, and many schools don’t have the funds to even make…

These are the Republican members of the Health, Education, Labor & Pensions Committee. Please call, email and write to them to tell them we do not want this person confirmed as Secretary of Education.

“our young and beautiful students”