I want one of them to explain how GPS and satellite television work with a flat Earth.

Classic Coach K, beating Calipari at “one and done.”

Still haven’t forgiven you for being a turnstile for Duke two years ago. Who are you going to hand the next title to? ISIS?

Oh, yes. Heaven forbid that Penn State should ever be allowed to move on from its shameful past. We must grind their noses into the dirt. They must suffer interminably. Bad, bad Penn State. The people who played tonight must take no pride in their accomplishment, because ooriginal sin and all that.

Not quite, because there is both correlation and causation here, with wins and rushing attempts. Just not in the order Pagano believes.

I strongly disagree. Duke is miles away the worst, as I want to throw my remote through the TV whenever Duke finds their next gritty white guy to take charges and wildly dive on the floor. I am not a Kentucky fan, but at least Cal routinely assembles prep school all-star teams capable of playing some of the only…

So White Supremacists are an unimpressive 1-1 this week.

I’m trying to figure out the logical end of this thought that isn’t “it’s okay to withhold the rights of a person in hijab if it’s by another person in hijab.”

An interesting take, or further victim complex nonsense from Pats fans? I choose the latter.

Pats Pulpit writers have eternal victim complex. This article is more of it. 

barnes has been playing really well for us despite the the 0-4 start. literally the only bright spot in four games of soul crushingly bad basketball.

I assumed the guy in the picture was Rand Getlin until I got to the bottom of the article and the line about the meme, and now I will go back to not knowing who or what a Rand Getlin is.

How dare Kap disrespect the flag...

Much like an OU game, I got through about half of this, then went and got drunk.

Obligatory. Non sequitur, but obligatory.

I meant trolling more in the sense of fishing for replies. I’ve responded to people like 10,000 times now because I think it’s an interesting argument. It’s a correct statement to say “only one time did Michael phelps win a medal that gave him a plausible claim to being the fastest swimmer alive.” Only once. Dozens…

I do watch basketball. I’m a Celtics fan, and Green reminds me of Rondo years ago, in that people wildly overrate him because he has great players making things easier for him.

But that’s exactly my point: running and swimming are supposed to be the simplest of sports. These are the two very primal skills, and that’s why they draw so much attention. Most people don’t realize that only a single one of Phelps’ medals could have aplowed him to feasibly claim “I am the fastest swimmer alive.”…

But he’s really redeeming himself as a father.

Can I just point out that Antawn Jamison has played for a succession of mostly awful second-division teams in his NBA career and almost never had any other good players on his team? That he's shot a perfectly decent 45.1% from the floor for his career despite all the up-chucking he's accused of doing here? That he…