Without killing anyone, how do I do my job terribly enough that people will pay me 50,000 to leave?
No, sorry. My famous person is not that cool.
What’s to stop a rival player’s friend or family member or business associate sitting at home from calling in tips on their competitors constantly? If we’re talking about such minor infractions, you could seemingly call one on just about every other player in contention given enough time and focus. With $150,000 on…
This is a good joke until you realize there is not a chance in hell gronk could do that math. Edit: and then I realize that it adds up to $70, so the joke is actually perfect.
We’ll do it live!
“I’m not racist, I have a black passenger seat.”
I’m torn. I’m a veteran of the 1st Iraq Shit Show and the Cold War. I didn’t join out of patriotism, I was in a crappy small town and I wanted out. It worked. Being the military actually MADE me a Liberal. (Kind of hard to hate people for the color of their skin when you share a life with them, hard to hate…
i’m trying to buy a house right now.
Even if the car meets the technical letter of the agreement for the buyback, courts will sometimes interpret such contracts through the vein of “good faith.” If its clear the agreement that cars be “operable” to qualify, but that VW intended that be broad enough to cover cars that had some dings, dents, scratches,…
Unfortunately for him, it’s worth VW’s while to railroad him legally to deter others from attempting to do the same to their cars. They have lawyers on retainer just for this type of thing. If he has to pony up for his own lawyer, even if he eventually wins, he will wish he never bothered being so petty as parting his…
Headshot: let is slide
Toss football at a player: 15-yard penalty
Beat Up Wife: one game suspension
Marijuana For Pain: dead to us
“He thinks he’s really good at football just because he’s really good at football so fuck him”.
I’m not saying the 60 year old white men officiating the game might be biased but I’m pretty sure the word “uppity” was used in the huddle before making this call.
For some reason, Cam Newton was benched, and it’s unclear why the much better QB wasn’t on the field.
The answer is Lawyers...