I read it at that age as well, probably just not horror enough for the list!

I am so glad I had until this point been blind to this practice. That's vile but so glad to never have had the experience.

I like your style

My Daughter's birth was a nightmare. I ended up around 26 weeks super sick with a cold that wouldnt go away and went to my gyno who told me they couldn't do anything and sent me home. Two days later after another night of coughing so much I was nearly vomiting I coughed and had a horrible stabbing chest pain that was…

seconded! My mom despite my protests stood front and center both births. I promised myself I would never do that to my daughter if she wants me there.

Being a woman who is lactating at the moment I can confess I hate my boobs. Before two children they were small and manageable but using them for their intended purpose always leads to clogged ducts, engorgement, letdowns(In the literal sense), and awkwardness. They fill out a bra better than when I was a b(which…

As painful and gross as labor can be when you are in the midst of it you are pretty distracted by birthing your child and don't really feel embarrassed or grossed out. Your body kinda gets down to business. My second child had a new spotlight system with remote controls that I didn't experience the first time around…

Here here!

Foodbabe is an extortionist alarmist fiend. As much as I abhor Starbuck(Go Dunkin)! I do not think they are planning to murder us with their pie spice concoction.

Add milk veins to pasty and a dash of freckles and you have someone who hisses at the sun like a goth. Beware the dread daystar!

I disagree, but then again I almost got Dave's water thrush tattooed on my hip. Thankfully the artist closed shop with my deposit of 50(I was a stupid 19 at the time and thought a deposit was normal?) and I never saw him again. Two children later and that bird would have looked like a sad puddle. I still obsessively…

Oh certainly agreed, I just think in most cases it's not revenge. It's more like actual fear of losing out on your children's lives. I'm sure there are horrible people who do it for control but I would imagine the majority if going for full custody would be to have their children.

I'd think in most cases it would be people just will fight tooth and nail to keep their children. In divorce you go from having your kids everyday to having to take turns. It's disheartening and frightening to say the least. Who wants to become a part time participant in their children's lives?

This sounds completely ridiculous but it happened in it's entirety. My first boyfriend and I were in his room doing our thing when his grandfather walked in and decided to lecture him on responsibility. It began with "I know its hard to do anything else when you have a pretty Irish girl in bed but you didn't show up…