I was super pissed about that wasted pizza, because by the time I was cleared to eat anything (or get pain meds for the screaming headache and the lacerations which also hurt like hell) at the ER (after the head CT - in case they needed to do any procedures), it had been 5 hours since I was supposed to eat that pizza.…

Thank you; I’m mostly healed although still getting some weird headaches, and the scars are fading - there is a numb area on the palm of my hand, but it seems to be slowly improving. The worst part of it was that I was wearing pajama pants, and the pizza soaked through them as I was lying there, knocked senseless,…

I’m a nurse. Deep lacerations are often closed in layers, with an internal layer of dissolving sutures. You could put in 15 internal sutures then 25 external sutures. Plus, facial stitches, especially in someone whose face is their business, incredibly small and precise. 40 stitches could have been used to close a 2…

Hot damn. Thank you!

Yes, please. Are you from Michigan, by chance?

OK, I’m white and can’t really claim collard greens although my husband’s mom (also white, Southern) makes them. We feed them to our birds, though, along with mustard greens, dandelion greens, and kale (which I think is probably super white but I don’t personally eat because I think it tastes like crap). So I need to…

I’m convinced they keep some of that stuff under the cat. At mine, anyway; the cat never moves. (He’s alive - I pet him, he purrs and moves his head.)

Is it speculation or spoilers? (I love speculation, but I avoid spoilers like the plague.) Thanks in advance!

If you haven’t watched the special on the making of Battle of the Bastards, it’s worth the time. They used real horses, for example, but they obviously can’t ram two horses running full-speed into each other. So they film the running, then they film one horse and rider alone, rearing and “falling” (basically lying…

My daughter is 24 and a very small, very attractive, female human who lives in NYC and has subsequently developed a take-no-shit view of the world. She is a real-life Arya. I can totally imagine her threatening to kill someone on the subway for manspreading. The last time I was with her on the N train, she stood and…

I’m no television critic, but I personally rank Battle of the Bastards and The Winds of Winter (6:9 and 6:10) as the best episodes of television I’ve ever seen, hands down. I watched BoB on my iPad with headphones while my husaband (who had already seen it) was watching another show on the TV and he waved to get my…

You basically bend the paperclip into a u-shape and then use it like this  video. Or, if you get really desperate, use it like a freaking twist tie, LOL.

I don’t think I step on the front, and I don’t run (just walk briskly because I have rheumatoid arthritis which by the way can go fuck itself this week) but dear god I am the most uncoordinated human on the face of the planet. I am 100% going to fall off the end of the treadmill one day, guaranteed. I thought last…

I side-eye the couple who spend more time taking pictures of each other working out than they do ACTUALLY working out. I have a friend like that who posts all 48 of the pics to FB and Twitter AND Insta. I had to unfollow her on everything because Jesus Christ how many fucking pictures do I need to see of you and and…

Cosigned; the instant I get warm, my hair goes up, but it’s up before I even step on the treadmill or pick up the dog’s leash to walk out the door. In a pinch, I can put my hair up with almost anything - a paperclip I’ve ninja-modified, a pen/pencil, a chip clip....I’m not proud. Pony tails and messy buns are…

Our Chihuahua broke a bone in his foot (outside, playing in the snow, probably with some help from the bigger dogs - a Golden and a miniature poodle, although we were watching them play, saw nothing unusual, and both of the bigger boys are more gentle with him than he EVER is with them). It cost us $70 per pound of…

And that would be why I don’t know - I’ve never ridden English, and my riding is exclusively for pleasure, nothing fancy. I was taught to ride with one hand, so that’s what I do, especially because I often have to hold tree branches out of the way, etc.

I’m personally anti-abortion, or at least I have been in the two times I’ve had to make the decision in my own life. But I was 22, almost done with college, and had a supportive partner and family. I’m also pro-choice, because I have absolutely no business making that choice for anyone else.

I have a fair amount of experience and some people do indeed use two hands on the reins - I know not why - but this? this is weird as fuck. Also, I can’t help thinking that it looks like the video cuts off juuuuust as he was totally losing control and that he was unceremoniously dumped on his ass (oh please, if there…

No, but an opportunity to use the word “doubloons” is really not to be missed.