Not surprising, in my experience. If anyone ever breaks in here, the Chi and the Poodle will do all of the damage. The Golden will make all the noise, but the only harm he might do is by tripping the burglar. The Poodle has bitten two people (within 60 seconds of each other) and we literally don’t let him be in…

Damn; that’s quite a gap there!

I can’t remember where The Crown left off last season either, but: 1. Charles, 2. Anne, 3. Andrew, 4. Edward.

Were Chihuahuas #1? Because my husband’s fucking dog bites me every if I accidentally touch him under the covers, which is every fucking night. It’s a good thing that stupid animal weighs 4.5 pounds, or we would have WORDS.

According to the interview released today, while Harry has been “barked at for 33 years,” the corgis (referred to as such by Harry, and presumably including the dorgis in there somewhere) loved Meghan. So the marriage can proceed - yay! lol

Which one is Edward?

I watched their interview and they seem to be genuinely IN LOVE. So sweet and I’m so fucking happy for them!

I actually hope they don’t get boxes, and have to pile their plastic bobbleheads in their potted plants and put the stolen staplers in their pockets, with their “record crowd inaugural” pictures held under their arms. Fuck these people.

He seems really nice. I’ll bet he wouldn’t care.

I don’t KNOW enough people for a 39-member bridal party.

Came here for these pictures, or something similar - was not disappointed except that OH MY GOD I MISS THE OBAMAS. There’s the previous First Couple - young, casually dressed, very obviously a team who enjoy each others’ company and relate effortlessly to the general public, especially kids. Then there’s the current…

I think Kelly honestly meant that the Clinton campaign/DNC, by putting the Khan family on-stage during the convention, took the final step of ending the respect toward gold-star families. He conveniently forgot that his boss trashed them on Twitter on and off for days (if not weeks) - which was worse?? I honestly had…

No, sorry, if you heard the whole speech, he slammed Rep. Wilson, he defended Trump, he made excuses, and he basically showed us that, instead of being the “adult in the room” that all of us were so desperately hoping for, he was instead just another asshole who is complicit in the destruction of the Executive Branch…

So far, he is not a fan of the Jesus way, but I actually never thought of holding him facing away from the car door - because apparently I’m an idiot. Maybe facing away will help with the Jesus-ing, too...?? Thanks for the suggestion, kind person!

I have a six-month-old, 55-pound Golden Retriever who loves to BE in the car, but is terrified to GET IN the car. And he’s such a freak about his that about 90% of the time, I end up picking his lard ass up like this (stock photo):

I don’t know if it helps, but he’s a colossal douche. My daughter was in several classes with him at NYU, and if you think he sounds borderline pretentious in those Insta posts (full disclosure: I do, but I might be biased), he’s a thousand times more pretentious in class. Basically, he wants everyone to know and…

Jesus Christ on a stick. These people are really fascinated by other people’s genitalia, aren’t they?

Jesus Christ on a stick. These people are really fascinated by other people’s genitalia, aren’t they?

It is a completely sexist racist reason. If my dad - Army vet, 75 years old, who has literally NEVER voted for a Democrat ever in history - can recognize that the light at the end of the tunnel is indeed the Trump Train and cast his vote for Hillary Clinton, then any man with a brain should have been able to USE IT…

Joe Biden will be 78 years old in November 2020. He’s a good man and would have made a good President, but electing a person who is almost 80 just isn’t reasonable. (See also: Bernie Sanders, who would be 79. Even Elizabeth Warren will be 71.)