The law in our state requires that they be relocated - if you’re going to kick them out (an action to which I have NO objections because it’s creepy as fuck to hear squealing baby raccoons in the attic while in the upstairs bathroom), you have to take them on a 10-mile ride THEN let them find somewhere to live. The…

I basically like my pets more than I like 99.999999% of humans, so I’m with you on all of the above (except you can keep the bunnies; they completely freak me out because i’m apparently certifiably insane.) Hugs back to you.

I lost my Golden and my cat in the last year. It totally sucks. My other two cats have been looking for Oswald for six months now. They all used to sleep in a big pile on the chair - now the chair is half empty. My daughter is home with her cat for 3 months because she’s having a big surgery on her ankle and my cats…

I just paid $400 to get a family of those little fuckers out of my attic. The pest control guy set a trap on the roof because the only other way to access the attic (beyond the HOLE they had chewed through the eaves of my house, goddammit) was the attic crawl space, where you slide a piece of plywood aside and climb a…

Parents do some crazy shit for their spawn. When I was in high school, we were outside around the backyard pool. I was dozing in the sun, and woke up to my mom yelling and realized my sister (10 years younger than me) was basically drowning: face in the water, four feet from the edge, arms feebly paddling. I was…

I have a miniature poodle who is just an asshole with other dogs since my Golden died a year ago. We don’t go to dog parks, etc., and you wouldn’t believe how hard it is to get people to listen when we’re out on a walk, or at the pet store and ask if they can pet him (or don’t pay attention when I move my dog away…

Guilty, although I don’t actually wander about preaching the evils of DC - I just don’t see the films.

I’m a Marvel fangirl and a DC hater, frankly. All of DC is dark and broody, especially lately, and Marvel brings the snark. That being said, I’m dying to see this film. The previews look amazing. Let’s hope!

You need to call that office. Your wife would have signed a document when she was there to acknowledge that she had read (and/or received) a copy of the clinic’s HIPAA privacy policy. (HIPAA only requires the patients be given the opportunity to review the policy - so it could be posted on the wall, for example - but…

Goddammit, fuck those assholes sideways. With a cactus. I’m so fucking sick of the GOP taking advantage of the complete stupidity of their voting base who thinks “defunding Planned Parenthood” means “no more baby killin,’ Maw.” All they do is screw themselves over and ultimately increase the abortion rate - just not…

I want the rage stroke, leaving him unable to move or speak. Then I want him to live another twenty years.

Filed to: WUT OMFG what the fucking hell???

Agreed. Plus it’s 8 PM and I just left work after two server crashes and a massive database/SQL clusterfuck so I’m pissy which doesn’t help, either. And the imperious “UNGREY ME” in addition to the hysterics just pushed my buttons.

Seriously - calm the fuck down. We get it. You’ve posted about a thousand times, all in caps, and half of the posts have links to your OTHER posts. Take a walk or something. Jesus.

Holy shit, I’ve never seen that. 1.) GWB is quick! 2.) The shoe would get Spicer right in the forehead. He strikes me as being slow and lumbering.

Except then they put something about the Russia investigation in “Trump’s” letter. And I venture into the pro-Trump tweets every once in a while and all I can think - the entire time - is “Dumpster fire. Dumpster fire. Dumpster fire. Dumpster fire. Dumpster fire. Dumpster fire.” My husband says my expression is that…

YES, exactly!!

I’ll say that he did what he thought was best in a shitty situation. I do think they should have done quick dive through that computer before he notified Congress. They could have analyzed those 600,000 emails in less than a day then notified Congress (which is where the leak arose that was the final nail in the…

He does that huge time delay every time he tries to continue a thought from one tweet to the next. Sometimes it’s longer.

I wouldn’t have been surprised by Trump firing him at some point for not being “loyal” enough to him (ie not kowtowing and doing every little thing he demands). It would have been expected some time down the line