Ha! April Ryan is like, “Wha..huh...WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?” while the girl just to the left (with the big bags under her eyes) looks like she is slowly losing the will to live.

I’m frankly surprised that nobody in the press pool has had to see an ophthalmologist to have a dislocated eyeball re-inserted. I would have started throwing things at Spicer by now, if I were in that position.

Because I’ve literally never seen Anderson Cooper be misogynistic or sexist before, ever. I watch his show consistently, and watch his reporting and fluff pieces on 60 minutes. To people who are giving him straight answers - men and women - he is a straight shooter, respectful, and diligent. But he doesn’t suffer…

Wow.

Donald has ... poor perspective-taking no skills.

Yeah, exactly. There was an overhead shot of his motorcade on an LA freeway, then at LAX. He got out of his SUV, shook hands with all of the FBI agents and the escorting cops, seemed calm and collected. Again - not a fan after his handling of the email situation. But he did have a long and successful career as a…

FOR REALZ

It COULD be a thing. The problem is that I fly everywhere and an ACTUAL hotel dog would not work because I often check out of the hotel in the morning, work all day, then go to the airport and fly home. But a girl can dream.

In my house, they would hear, “The fact that you don’t LIKE it doesn’t make it FAKE NEWS, you fuckwit!!!”

I have conversations with my dogs. AND my cats. In fact, I talk to one of my cats almost entirely in Spanish - but only that cat. “Hola, Roberto, como esta, mi gato?” Why? Who the fuck knows. I am apparently crazy. I am not a native Spanish speaker, and Bob came from the same shelter as Oswald, and I never spoke to…

I have conversations with my dogs. AND my cats. In fact, I talk to one of my cats almost entirely in Spanish - but only that cat. “Hola, Roberto, como esta, mi gato?” Why? Who the fuck knows. I am apparently crazy. I am not a native Spanish speaker, and Bob came from the same shelter as Oswald, and I never spoke to…

God, how FUCKING STUPID IS HE?

1.) CNN was reporting last night that nobody in the administration expected the political blowback that occurred 0.4 seconds after the country found out about Comey’s firing. HOW? Did they honestly think that we’d all go, “Oh. Yes. Trump is clearly firing him because he was mean to Hilz. Makes sense to me.” Nobody in…

Who is responsible for inviting this particular fucking idiot to give a commencement speech at an HBCU???

I love the fact that he’s publicly stepping out with his boyfriend more lately. I mean, it also breaks my heart, but he’s always been a bit of an enigma so it’s nice to see him happy in his personal life (but not in a fame-whore kind of way). I also read the book he wrote with his mother; it was fascinating.

Yeah, that would be worth it. I’d pay more, tbh. I’d pay a shit ton of money for a charity-type thing if the “prize” was to spend a day just talking to him. I think he’s adorable.

YES to everything on this list. We’ve also done the naked-kid-blanket-burrito thing in a pinch - our younger daughter came down with apparent gastroenteritis on the drive home from a funeral five hours away (10 hours of driving, 174 episodes of emesis and/or diarrhea, AND a funeral in a single day - really, nobody…

It wasn’t my kid, but an adopted kitten that made the worst car mess I’ve ever had - cat diarrhea on the carpet. It was literally impervious to all attempts to remove the odor. And it was summer, too....gag. I waited for winter, sprayed the SHIT out of it with Febreze, and sold it. The moral of this story is: for the…

Truth time: AC > NPH for me. I have the most immense crush on him. Those nerdy glasses and that stupid giggle and he’s so fucking smart. Smart guys DO it for me. (Yeah, yeah, he’s gay and I’m a girl. Whatever. lol)

Thanks! I like you too. :)