how bernie isnt winning this race is a tragedy

CU Boulder student here.

Wait - they are actually going to talk about the economy tonight? No babby?

um. because it’s her choice duh.

The biggest takeaway should be that Lott said that both girls, including the one arrested for filming, would still be getting charged with “disturbing the school.”

Good. That’s a start.

No calling the cops and arrest is absolutely not ever the right move for disobeying school rules. (I understand this is a school resource officer but it’s an arrest for disobeying school rules.) Unless the kid is hurting someone. We shouldn’t be sending children to prison for distracting you.

So what’s going on in the parallel universe today, is Burlington Coat Factory involved in art forgery? Waffle House experimenting with cloning?

Ugh, fuck these people. I hope they do find a new biblical text, and it says, “Jesus said fuck the Greens.”

You know what *does* belong in a museum? Hobby Lobby’s views on birth control.

it’s an indiana jones reference dude

I'm not sure why this doesn't surprise me. Maybe it's because I already think they're off their rocker and willing to do slimy things.

I LITERALLY CANNOT ROLL MY EYES MORE THAN I AM RIGHT NOW

IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM

Ughhhhh this man has raped his wife dozens of times. You know it. I’m barely kidding when I say that writing that should be a sufficient confession to get him sent to jail.

i recall no details of this movie OTHER than the one you mentioned.

SHUT YOUR FACE THE NET IS THE BEST

I know right? WHY CAN’T EVERYONE JUST TAKE OUT A SMALL, MILLION DOLLAR LOAN FROM THEIR DADS TO BUY MANHATTAN PROPERTIES?