Nintendo is a good parent

Can you imagine the shitstorm that would have happened if the internet in 2001, when Nintendo first showed Wind Waker, was like the internet of today?

?? Pioneer something and take risks? Has the Wii flown by you? It pioneered motion control and with it was the best selling console last gen. They also took a risk with the Wii U gamepad....and u know how that turned out. Nintendo is usually the first to try something new that the other companies dont do.

Wow. theres a difference between being very disappointed in the Metroid announcement and being an entitled dick who tries to get a game cancelled just because they don’t like that it carries the name of their beloved franchise.

All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you fruitcake, don't eat it. Make life take the fruitcake back! Get mad! I don't want your damn fruitcakes, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see whoever gave it as a present! Make that gift-giver rue the day it thought it could give you fruitcakes! Do you…