You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

This shit, this shit right here that y’all put on the homepage, is destructively hilarious!!!

She got more plastic surgery then the law should allow. 

She got a navigator through the industry, and he got his dick wet. Can’t we just throw both of them in the garbage and call it a day?

Refusing to allow her death to go unpunished??

Hey, let’s talk about how G/O media are such gutless scum that they took down all of the posts across the kinjaverse about how awful the autoplaying videos are and how to contact the ownership about it.

as tragic as this is , it brings to the forefront the total hypocrisy of all these so called upset negros and civil rights workers. Every day there are mass shootings in some city in some hood, but you don’t see nobody out there screaming shutting down traffic , going to the police and saying we won’t rest until the…

Why are cops so fast on a the trigger?

I don’t even have to see the autoplay videos because I’ve fixed my browser. But I just locked my work computer and a notification is on the screensaver about the thing playing, with an option to pause.

Deadspin’s bosses, turn this ridiculous shit off, it’s not making you money and it’s pissing off all your readers…

God, I hope that "lock him up" chant burned its way into his insecure little facsimile of a soul and we get a torrent of rage tweets about it tomorrow. HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!

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PLEASE INFORM SOMEONE TO TURN OFF THE DAMN AUTOPLAYING VIDEOS

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

Follow up question: A thrilling come from behind victory, or watching the lights go out in a stranger’s eyes while you slowly choke them to death on the side of the road? What’s your fancy?

Jesus Christ, those suggested Deadspin links.

A Red Sox fan criticizing another team’s fanbase would be like if Arby’s started doing restaurant reviews.

So I am speaking from long experience when I say that the Washington bandwagon is very likely to be the most insufferable one ever to come rolling down the pike.

How is ESPN, a network that employs hundreds of sports announcers, journalists and TV hosts, so bad at finding a solid team to call a football game? Just shove Rex Ryan or Randy Moss in there and lock the doors until the game is over

Can we address the bigger issue here? Can we stop with the recommended/recent videos auto playing on every single page?