$727 billion in military spending and not one Death Star.

Yeah, might be batter off getting an abortion.

Hot healthy school lunches should be free in every public school, end of story.

• “Yikes, my syrup has broken”

Thanks Emily, now I have to explain the birds and the bees to my Burrito baby.

I always swallow a triple high stack of pancakes whole and thanks to this I now know I’m not alone.

“She also stressed that a vast majority of the debt — 72% — is from students who are not enrolled in the National School Lunch Program.”

I don’t know if it’s true, but I just read that the Alabama abortion bill says that if a woman gets pregnant after rape, reports the rape so she can have an abortion and the rapist is not convicted, she will be charged with making false rape claims. Not even Margaret Atwood could make that up

Yes, America is fucking broken when people think publicly shaming CHILDREN is a good idea and nobody shuts it down, (UNTIL the press takes notice).

America is fucking broken. We can’t even afford to feed our children, but all the Republicans are concerned with is making abortion illegal and spending billions on a worthless wall.

Molten silver will zorch bones into charcoal, and silver-gilt isn’t much of a thing these days because it tarnishes too fast. But you can gild with something more chemical resistant—aluminum, gold, or platinum—or just go the bejeweled route, as documented at Paul Koudounaris’ Heavenly Bodies: Cult Treasures and…

I have requested that my husband allow me to decomp down to my bones,dip said bones in silver,encrust them with precious stones,place them in a small sealed treasure chest and bury them in the basement crawl space of my ancestral home. 

The cats were literally carrying steel replicas of the letter b. It was some surreal Sesame Street shit going on that day.

*deja mew

In all seriousness to everyone travelling, be careful with undomesticated animals. Rabies is quite prevalent and someone from Norway recently died from a seemingly minor injury from a dog they found and kept with them for a while. First case seen in Norway after they returned in more than 2 centuries, I believe.

You’ve got to bring in specialists to deal with that sort of thing.

It’s deja meow.

Not the first time too many cats have been an issue in a Keanu movie.

John Wick 3 is very much not in theaters now, otherwise I’d have watched it already lol

It’s about time that this horrific period in life is being portrayed from a girl’s perspective. I fucking love this show so much because yeah, yeah, we get it, some boys get spontaneous boners and obsessively masturbate when they hit puberty. Sex ed for middle schoolers includes boys get boners! They have wet dreams!…