Okay. Cue “enough internet for today” kitty gif.

Bumping. What can we do as new yorkers? This is happening in our backyard and I feel powerless to stop it. 

I think banning ICE from the city would be a good start. Any agent who abducts or harasses immigrants could be arrested and charged by the city.

This is so un-American.

Idiots, the lot of them. Everyone in D.C. are blind to what this nation really needs. Batman’s kinda cool though. Vote for me as president and I’ll build a wall around Canada. Cause that’s where all this cold air is coming from.

I have no objection to HRC being President. I voted for her. I would vote for her again if it came to that.

I want the Clintons to go away. (Chelsea is fine but she’s not in politics so she doesn’t count) I’m SICK of Bill and I’m SICK of Hillary. Yeah I voted for her but that was because of who she was up against. She’s a neo-liberal centrist, I want nothing to do with her and her cronies. 

If she were really seriously considering running again, she wouldn’t have voluntarily relinquished her security clearance months ago.

As someone preparing to send my toddler to a Spanish immersion daycare tomorrow, I’m damn thankful they don’t “just assimilate.” What does assimilate really mean anyway? I’m the product of illegal Celtic immigration and I play bagpipes, and I might have had a haggis recently. Does that mean I’m not assimilated? Oh,…

How about can shows like Meet the Press stop booking these clueless old white dudes. They should have Alexandria on next week in response.

Get the fuck over this, Brokaw (and others).

“Also, I hear, when I push people a little harder, ‘Well, I don’t know whether I want brown grandbabies.’ I mean, that’s also a part of it. It’s the intermarriage that is going on and the cultures that are conflicting with each other.”

Can old and middle aged white men like shut the fuck up for the next 400 years. Looking at you Bill Maher, Chuck Todd and anyone at Fox News. Thanks

Glad to see the government shutdown ending opened the Smithsonian long enough for this fossil to lumber his way out of the diorama to our airwaves to again ramble on about what he thinks latinx people need in our country.

Unfortunately, his opinion is the opinion of many people his age and younger. They’re reluctant to have their white children intermarry and have bi-racial children. They think that they shouldn’t have to “press 1" for English.

that proud culture

I mean he has a point. It’s such a foreign and alien culture to us regular Americans. The other day I tried one “taco” and it was literally insane. I purchased it from a real life Latinx person. I tried to communicate using a series of gestures and noises. I think I made myself understood because I was able to acquire…

As I get older, I worry that, one day, some “old man” switch in my head will flip and I’ll start wearing “comfortable pants,” “yellow-lens glasses,” and sandals with socks. I’m more concerned that the same switch will trigger “bigot mode” and I’ll start spouting racist nonsense like this. It’s ok, though: my wife has…

No maaaaames, güey.

I just read his full post, and will break with my usual thoughtful caution and go with the hot take. Fuck this fucking guy.