PELVIC PACKS FTW

In Australia they’re called bum bags (a fanny is a vagina here).  Much more alliterative.

Fanny packs are cheap nylon monstrosities worn by Florida tourists. She is wearing a Gucci belt bag, you philistine! /s 

They should really start calling them pelvic packs though. Or tummy packs, depending on where it’s resting.

False.  Fanny packs are awesome and super practical.  Until they start making all women’s clothes with functional pockets, we should all rock them.  

Only if they’re soundproof.

As someone who loves being outside and loathes being cold, this seems like a dream come tru. Sit outside in cozy warmth, watch the sky and the birds, and get your daylight rations in the dark times of the year.

Certain Chicago restaurants along the river have these in the late fall/early winter, when they’re a great idea, but they’re not there in the summer. I have no idea why someone would want to dine under an enclosed sheet of plastic in the summer.

I have a hard time believing that any assistant would think that saying, “You’re too fat to have a custom dress” would “cushion the blow” in this scenario in any way.

Is it possible they don’t think she’s famous enough to make a custom dress and want to lend her only a sample size that’s ready to go? 😬 

This is shaping up to be a wonderful series cast, but I’m slightly worried that Gillian Anderson as Thatcher will temper my antipathy toward the Iron Lady. I’d rather not be the slightest bit fond of Thatcher, even if obliquely so.

“At first I was like, ‘Man, I need a son,’ ” Scott said in a Rolling Stone interview. “When we found out it was a girl, I was like, ‘Huhhh.’ But after a while I was like, ‘Yo, this might be the illest thing that ever happened.’ And when Stormi was born, I was like, ‘Life is fire, bro.’ ”

keanu is my all time forever #1 celeb crush and not having an image of this costume is gonna give me a fucking anxiety attack

That picture of Dolly and Keanu is the only thing giving me life today.

Exactly. There are too many other questions we need answered before we can adequately determine if we kill baby hitler. 

It’s weird that these scenarios always focus on baby Hitler. He was a soldier in World War I who was at a bunch of battlefields - a time traveler could just go back in time in disguise, and shoot him on one of them. Hell, he almost died twice anyways (or slip him some poisoned beer, or whatever).

Wait, is this more of a “Quantum Leap” time travel, where I take over the body of somebody? Or is this more of a “Timeless” time travel, where I physically go back and then when I come back there’s a new James Bond movie because I’m in a new timeline?

“Forced birth fetish cult” works too.

Please don’t call them “Pro Life.” They are anti choice/misogynists.