Didn’t he “escort” her throughout various countries to perform when she was only 12-15?  I always remembered being seriously disturbed by how their story was romanticized. 

Are we ready to unpack the mountains of squickiness that is the Celine Dion/Rene Angelil marriage?

I had thought so, too. I feel bad for her because pulling it back like that can’t help the situation. You’d think with her money she could do a hair transplant or something.

AG has talked about that she wears her hair like that because she had random bald patches and hair issues from having to constantly bleach it and dye it bright red for the Disney show she used to be on. So, the high pony is just a chic combover.

“Haters gonna hate” has mutated into never having to self-reflect about anything ever again.

Discussing the similarities between a nun’s habit and a burqa is now top of my conversation list for next family Easter/Thanksgiving/Christmas dinner.

lobe-showing harlots

Unless you are a nun! Jesus wants you to completely cover your body if you are married to him! Jesus doesn’t marry sluts!

She must’ve married a guy like Mike Pence. Poor thing.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa WHOA. Nobody said burqa. Hahahahahaha, of course that’s not necessary.  That’s a heathen muslim garment. Jesus loves you and wants you to have greater freedoms than those terrorists. But just, like, one or two more freedoms. Don’t go crazy with the freedom, young lady.

The marriage really did a number on her self esteem, from the sounds of it.

The implied causation presented with those statistics makes me want to gouge my eyeballs out. Maybe her failed committed relationships taught her valuable life lessons that contributed to the success of her marriage. Maybe her abortion allowed her to finish college and achieve her dreams.

It sounds like Average Anna has a pretty good time until she gets married and has kids.  That was obviously her mistake.

Yeah, I used to work with a woman whose last name was Folger, related to the Folger’s coffee family (without any of the money from them). She wouldn’t be totally prohibited from starting a business with Folger in the name. But her options would definitely have severe limitations. 

Nah, he is clearly in trademark violation and will definitely lose this case. Trademark is not just the name, it’s the whole look, and the area of business they operate in. If a reasonable person could confuse Fenty Entertainment with Rihanna’s Fenty, then he’s in violation if he does not own any trademarks. Good…

We need someone who speaks for the new direction of the party. We need someone who is as bold and willing to break from traditions as Trump... except, you know, in a positive direction rather than a direction that leads straight to hell.

Her dad wasn’t just using their last name, he was also trying to scam people by booking Rihanna tours and saying she was affliated with the business when she is not.

But Iowa represents all of middle America, or something.

God I hope so. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Iowa.

God I hate the whole Iowa thing. Can we drop that shit already? It’s archaic and dumb. The Steve King state has done nothing to deserve this attention.