You only have to stay underwater for few more minutes that you can hold your breath in order drown. But what’s a few minutes compared the years of your actual life, right?

Had you bothered to read the announcement you linked, you might have learned that 1. sea ice and land ice are different things 2. Gains in Antartic ice are much smaller than losses in Arctic ice 3. melting land ice can lead to increasing sea ice.

You’re misrepresenting the facts. It’s also not a new discovery we have known for awhile now the east side of Antarctic has been growing. It was, like this, often brought out as “proof” that there was no warming/change. The same link you provided says “The upward trend in the Antarctic, however, is only about a third…

So far, every computer model has been...wrong, really wrong.

I’m kind of impressed that literally none of this is correct.