At least you weren’t at the Arizona v. Seattle game. Try to explain this to a kid:

Nah. They’re 8-1.

Do conservatives realize how they sound? You may as well just write in response to any post: “I’m incapable of seeing more than one side to any issue. I will stubbornly cling to my beliefs regardless of evidence to the contrary. The world is a terrifying place, and I’m terrified of it.”

So you’re a sociopath troll. Go pay the troll toll.

Or the 2008 Mumbai attacks.